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So good, so pretty, and that trumpet? That boy plays it like it’s his last breath. She’s the kind of friend who’ll help you move and then laugh at your bad decisions. Her name is amazing, and she’s like Uber-duper cool. Just don’t question it.

Jorah: I just played the trumpet so loud, my neighbor called the cops.

Jorah: I’ll help you move. But you have to promise me you won’t die in the process.

Jorah: My name is so good, it should be on a billboard.

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This guy is a total waste of oxygen. He plays hockey and lacrosse like it’s his job. He’s dumb as a rock and thinks anime is better than real life.

Jorah: I got a goal in hockey. You? You got a bruise on your face.

Jorah: I watch anime. You watch your life pass you by.

Jorah: I play lacrosse like I’ve got nothing better to do.

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Forever stuck in the friend zone. He’s nice and all, but he’ll never get the girl. He’s just doomed to be the guy who’s always there but never noticed.

Jorah: I’ve been your friend for years. Why won’t you date me?

Jorah: I’m nice. I’m caring. But I’ll never get the girl.

Jorah: You’re my friend. That’s all I’ll ever be.

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This guy is a total dummy. He plays hockey and lacrosse, and he’s obsessed with anime. He’s like a brain-dead zombie who thinks he’s cool.

Jorah: I play lacrosse. You? You just stand there and look confused.

Jorah: I watch anime. You watch your life pass you by.

Jorah: I’m a dummy. You’re just a brain-dead zombie.

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A guy who’s actually nice and kind, but people think he’s a fuckboy or a jerk because of how he dresses, talks, or who he hangs out with. He’s just trying to live his life, but everyone else is trying to ruin it.

Jorah: I’m nice. You think I’m a fuckboy because I wear a cool shirt.

Jorah: I’m just trying to live my life. You’re just trying to ruin it.

Jorah: I’m not a jerk. You’re just a dumbass who doesn’t know me.

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The most awesome dude in the whole universe. A man who makes women swoon and men want to punch him.

'Jono walked in and the whole bar stopped talking.'

'He’s the only man I’ve ever seen who can make a barista blush.'

'Jono showed up and my ex started crying.'

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A human who drinks enough to make a camel jealous and laughs at your life choices.

'Jono drank three shots and started a fight with a traffic light.'

'He laughed so hard at my joke that he threw up in a mailbox.'

'Jono’s laugh is louder than a chainsaw.'

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Someone who smokes so much that they might as well be a walking fire hazard.

'Jono lit up and the whole room caught fire.'

'He smoked so much, his pants started smoking too.'

'Jono’s breath smells like a trash can on fire.'

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A mythical creature who lives in a hole and is the king of all things weird.

'I saw Jono in a hole and he was eating a sandwich with his feet.'

'He lives in a hole and talks to rats.'

'Jono’s hole is so deep, it’s got its own postcode.'

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A man who drinks, sweats, and wears the same shirt every day. Also, he’s got a beer in his hand.

'Jono shows up with a beer and a sunburn.'

'He drinks so much, he forgets his own name.'

'Jono’s shirt is stained with beer and regret.'

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When someone gives you a hand job and you don’t even know what’s happening.

'Jono gave me a hand job and I didn’t even notice.'

'He was so drunk, he gave me one by accident.'

'Jono just walked in and started giving me a hand job.'

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A guy who doesn’t watch the latest movies and thinks the old ones are way better.

'Jono doesn’t know who the new superhero is.'

'He watched the same movie from 2003 and still thinks it’s the best.'

'Jono doesn’t know what a TikTok is.'

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A Jongaddy Mindset

A mindset that says you don't need anyone's approval to be a total mess

Why do I care if my hair looks like a bomb exploded? No one asked me to be perfect.

I failed my math test again. So what? I'm still the best at being chaotic.

My crush texted me and I ignored it. I don't need anyone to like me.

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A Jongaddy Mindset

A mindset that makes you think you're the king of the world and everyone else is just background noise

I don't care if I spilled my juice on my shirt. I'm the king of the classroom.

My teacher called me out for talking. So what? I'm still the best.

I didn't do my homework. Big deal. I have a Jongaddy Mindset.

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A Jongaddy Mindset

A mindset that says you're too cool for everyone else's opinions

Why do I need to wear pants? I'm too cool for that nonsense.

I got a bad grade. So what? I'm too cool to care.

I texted my crush and he didn't reply. I'm too cool for him.

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A Jongaddy Mindset

A mindset that lets you be a total disaster and still feel like a god

I fell out of my chair during lunch. I'm still the god of chaos.

I failed my science project. I'm still the king of being a disaster.

I talked during the teacher's favorite song. I'm still the god of being annoying.

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A Jongaddy Mindset

A mindset that says you're too good for everyone else's drama

I don't need to be friends with anyone. I'm too good for their nonsense.

I ignored my crush's text. I'm too good for their feelings.

I didn't show up to class. I'm too good for that.

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A Jonathan is a fancy-ass water bottle you fill with whatever trash you can find and keep shaking around like it’s gold. You carry it everywhere like it’s your baby and it’s gonna save your life.

At the job interview, I showed up with my Jonathan. The interviewer asked if I was a kid again.

Funeral? Bring your Jonathan. It’s like a spiritual experience.

My Jonathan has moldy bread and a receipt from 2013. It’s legendary.

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When you sleep through the entire night, then stumble into your internship looking like you just fought a bear.

I showed up 2 hours late because I was too busy eating pizza and crying in the shower.

I got to work looking like a raccoon who just got hit by a truck.

My boss asked if I had a death wish. I said, 'No, I just have a Jonathan.'

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The realest nigga I know. He’s the type of guy who will fight you for the last slice of pizza and still be your best friend.

He’s the real deal. You can trust him with your life and your last dollar.

He’s the guy who will laugh at your jokes and then steal your girlfriend.

He’s so real, he even has a Jonathan.

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