A Jonathan - When you sleep through the entire night, then stumble into y

When you sleep through the entire night, then stumble into your internship looking like you just fought a bear.

I showed up 2 hours late because I was too busy eating pizza and crying in the shower.

I got to work looking like a raccoon who just got hit by a truck.

My boss asked if I had a death wish. I said, 'No, I just have a Jonathan.'