Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most awesome dude in the whole universe. A man who makes women swoon and men want to punch him.

'Jono walked in and the whole bar stopped talking.'

'He’s the only man I’ve ever seen who can make a barista blush.'

'Jono showed up and my ex started crying.'

2

A human who drinks enough to make a camel jealous and laughs at your life choices.

'Jono drank three shots and started a fight with a traffic light.'

'He laughed so hard at my joke that he threw up in a mailbox.'

'Jono’s laugh is louder than a chainsaw.'

3

Someone who smokes so much that they might as well be a walking fire hazard.

'Jono lit up and the whole room caught fire.'

'He smoked so much, his pants started smoking too.'

'Jono’s breath smells like a trash can on fire.'

4

A mythical creature who lives in a hole and is the king of all things weird.

'I saw Jono in a hole and he was eating a sandwich with his feet.'

'He lives in a hole and talks to rats.'

'Jono’s hole is so deep, it’s got its own postcode.'

5

A man who drinks, sweats, and wears the same shirt every day. Also, he’s got a beer in his hand.

'Jono shows up with a beer and a sunburn.'

'He drinks so much, he forgets his own name.'

'Jono’s shirt is stained with beer and regret.'

6

When someone gives you a hand job and you don’t even know what’s happening.

'Jono gave me a hand job and I didn’t even notice.'

'He was so drunk, he gave me one by accident.'

'Jono just walked in and started giving me a hand job.'

7

A guy who doesn’t watch the latest movies and thinks the old ones are way better.

'Jono doesn’t know who the new superhero is.'

'He watched the same movie from 2003 and still thinks it’s the best.'

'Jono doesn’t know what a TikTok is.'