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A Jonathan
A guy who looks good, talks good, and acts like he owns the place. He’s got a temper and he’s got a plan for everything. But if you mess with him, you’re gonna get roasted.
He’s got a plan for everything. Even his dreams have a schedule.
He got mad at me because I didn’t bring him a sandwich. I regret it.
He’s got a temper, but he’s got a smile that makes everything better.
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A Jonathan
A guy who never gives up. He’s got a smile, a sense of humor, and he will do anything for the people he loves.
He’s the kind of guy who will stay up all night to make sure you’re okay.
He’s like a superhero. He’s got a smile and a plan.
He’s the reason you’re still here. Don’t mess it up.
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A Jonathan
A guy who will make you laugh until you cry. He’s happy all the time, and if he’s not, you know something’s wrong.
He’s the type of guy who will make you laugh even when you’re stuck in traffic.
He’s the guy who will make you smile even when you’re having a bad day.
He’s got a smile that can make a whole room happy.
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A Jonathan
A guy who’s so sweet, you can’t stay mad at him. He writes poems, he’s got a cute smile, and he’s got a girlfriend who’s lucky to have him.
He’s sweet, he’s cute, and he writes poems. What more could you want?
He’s got a smile that makes you forget all your problems.
He’s got a girlfriend who’s got it good. Don’t mess it up.
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A Jonas Brother Wannabe
A Jonas Brother Wannabe is a guy who thinks he’s cool just because he wears stupid jeans and tries to fake sideburns. He acts like he knows who the Jonas Brothers are, but he probably still thinks they’re just some guys who sing and wear hats.
My cousin thinks he’s a Jonas Brother because he wears skinny jeans and says he’s ‘not gay’ just to impress his crush.
My neighbor’s kid wears a hat every day and says he’s ‘in’ because he’s a ‘Jonas Brother wannabe’.
My little brother says he’s going to be famous like the Jonas Brothers, even though he can’t even sing the chorus of ‘Sweater Weather’.
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A Jonas Brother Wannabe
A Jonas Brother Wannabe is a guy who thinks he’s hot just because he wears tight pants and says he’s ‘not gay’. He thinks he’s in because he saw one Jonas Brother tweet and now he’s going to be famous.
My friend thinks he’s a Jonas Brother because he wears skinny jeans and says he’s ‘not gay’ to his crush.
My cousin tried to grow out his sideburns and now he thinks he’s a Jonas Brother.
My brother says he’s going to be famous like the Jonas Brothers because he saw a Jonas Brother wearing a hat.
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A Jonas Brother Wannabe
A Jonas Brother Wannabe is a guy who wears stupid jeans and says he’s ‘not gay’ just to get girls. He thinks he’s cool because he saw the Jonas Brothers on a show and now he thinks he’s going to be famous.
My little brother says he’s a Jonas Brother because he wears skinny jeans and says he’s ‘not gay’ to impress his crush.
My friend tried to grow out his sideburns and now he thinks he’s a Jonas Brother.
My cousin says he’s going to be famous like the Jonas Brothers even though he can’t sing a single song.
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A Jon Joke
A joke so terrible it makes you want to scream and throw your phone at the wall.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the joke. 😂 #AJonJoke
My boss told a joke about office supplies. I quit. #AJonJoke #NoMore
My friend told a joke. I cried. #AJonJoke #Why
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A Jon Joke
A joke that’s so bad it should be banned from existence.
The joke was about a pizza. It took 10 minutes. #AJonJoke #PizzaSuffering
My dog laughed at the joke. I was horrified. #AJonJoke #DogJudgment
My teacher told a joke. I got detention. #AJonJoke #JokeDetention
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A Jon Joke
A joke so weak it can’t even stand up on its own.
The joke fell over. I tried to help it. #AJonJoke #JokeFlop
My friend told a joke. It was worse than my ex. #AJonJoke #ExWorse
I heard a joke. It was like listening to my mom’s stories. #AJonJoke #MomJoke
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A Jon Joke
A joke so dumb it should be exiled to the moon.
The joke was about the moon. It went there. #AJonJoke #MoonEscape
My neighbor told a joke. I screamed. #AJonJoke #NeighborKill
I told a joke. It was so bad, my dog ran away. #AJonJoke #DogEscape
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A Jon Joke
A joke that’s so bad it deserves a lifetime of shame.
The joke was about shame. It got it. #AJonJoke #ShameJoke
My brother told a joke. I got shamed. #AJonJoke #BrotherShame
I heard a joke. It was so bad, I got a lifetime of shame. #AJonJoke #ShameForLife
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A Jon Joke
A joke so cringy it should be buried in a coffin.
The joke was cringy. It died. #AJonJoke #JokeCoffin
My friend told a joke. I cried. #AJonJoke #CringeCry
I told a joke. It was so cringy, my dog cried. #AJonJoke #DogCringe
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A Jon Carty
A person who can take a punch like it's just a slap from a toddler.
He got hit by a car and still laughed at the driver.
He got shot in the leg and kept dancing.
He ate a whole pizza and still had energy to fight a dragon.
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A Jon Carty
A human who can survive anything without blinking.
He was stuck in a freezer for a week and came out singing.
He drank a gallon of soda and didn't even burp.
He got burned alive and still made a joke about it.
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A Jon Carty
A person who doesn't get sick, doesn't get hurt, and doesn't even get annoyed.
He was covered in bugs and still smiled.
He ate expired food and didn't even flinch.
He got hit with a hammer and just said, 'nice shot.'
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A Jolly
A faggot who’s too dumb to know he’s a faggot and thinks drooling and staring at the ceiling is a hobby. He’s always in your room like he owns it.
My cousin is a jolly. He sits in my room all day and stares at me like I owe him money.
That jolly came into my room at 2 a. m. and just sat there.
My jolly thinks he’s a superhero because he can hold his breath for 10 seconds.
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A Jolly
When you get a boner from something stupid, like a cheese sandwich or a weird dream.
I got a jolly from my dad’s weird dream about a chicken wearing a hat.
That movie was so bad I had a jolly from it.
I got a jolly from my sister’s face when she ate a whole pizza.
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A Jolly
The best friend you ever had. They’re loyal, they’re funny, and they’ll never leave you even when you’re being a total idiot.
My jolly is the only one who still talks to me after I failed math.
That jolly stayed up with me until 3 a. m. to help me with my homework.
I wouldn’t leave my jolly even if they turned into a chicken.
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A Jolly
When you get off from something so stupid it doesn’t even make sense. Like a weird video or a weird dream.
I got a jolly from that weird video of a goat wearing a crown.
I had a jolly from my dog’s weird dream about a hat.
That weird dream about a chicken wearing a hat gave me a jolly.
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