A Jon Carty

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A person who can take a punch like it's just a slap from a toddler.
He got hit by a car and still laughed at the driver.
He got shot in the leg and kept dancing.
He ate a whole pizza and still had energy to fight a dragon.
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A human who can survive anything without blinking.
He was stuck in a freezer for a week and came out singing.
He drank a gallon of soda and didn't even burp.
He got burned alive and still made a joke about it.
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A person who doesn't get sick, doesn't get hurt, and doesn't even get annoyed.
He was covered in bugs and still smiled.
He ate expired food and didn't even flinch.
He got hit with a hammer and just said, 'nice shot.'
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