A Jolly

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A faggot who’s too dumb to know he’s a faggot and thinks drooling and staring at the ceiling is a hobby. He’s always in your room like he owns it.

My cousin is a jolly. He sits in my room all day and stares at me like I owe him money.

That jolly came into my room at 2 a. m. and just sat there.

My jolly thinks he’s a superhero because he can hold his breath for 10 seconds.

When you get a boner from something stupid, like a cheese sandwich or a weird dream.

I got a jolly from my dad’s weird dream about a chicken wearing a hat.

That movie was so bad I had a jolly from it.

I got a jolly from my sister’s face when she ate a whole pizza.

The best friend you ever had. They’re loyal, they’re funny, and they’ll never leave you even when you’re being a total idiot.

My jolly is the only one who still talks to me after I failed math.

That jolly stayed up with me until 3 a. m. to help me with my homework.

I wouldn’t leave my jolly even if they turned into a chicken.

When you get off from something so stupid it doesn’t even make sense. Like a weird video or a weird dream.

I got a jolly from that weird video of a goat wearing a crown.

I had a jolly from my dog’s weird dream about a hat.

That weird dream about a chicken wearing a hat gave me a jolly.

When you take a break from work just to laugh at your coworkers or do something stupid.

I took a jolly because my coworker tried to eat a whole pizza by himself.

We had a jolly because my boss fell into a trash can.

I took a jolly just to watch my coworker argue with a printer.

The guy who everyone loves because he’s funny, kind, and never leaves you hanging.

My jolly is the only one who still talks to me after I failed math.

That jolly stayed up with me until 3 a. m. to help me with my homework.

I wouldn’t leave my jolly even if they turned into a chicken.