A Jordan Story
A Jordan Story is like when you start a war over a soda can, only to forget what the war was about. It’s got no point and no punch. Jordan just laughs like she’s the most important person in the world.
A 12-paragraph story about a soda can. The can never gets opened. Jordan texts, 'I knew that was gonna be weak.'
A story about a pizza. The pizza never arrives. Jordan says, 'I saw this coming from a mile away.'
A story about a war. The war never starts. Jordan laughs like it’s the best thing ever.