A Jore

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A Jore is a janitor so good, he could clean a prison with just a mop and a curse. He doesn’t stop cleaning unless it’s Sunday, and he’ll probably yell at you for it. He’s got the power of 15 normie jannies, and if you don’t watch him, he’ll sleep with your boss.

I saw A Jore clean my office. I hired him. Then I got fired because he slept with my boss.

A Jore showed up at my house with a mop and a swear. I now live in a clean house and a dirty marriage.

My kid’s teacher said A Jore cleaned the school. I believed him. Now I live in a clean school and a dirty life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jore is a hot mess who everyone loves. She’s got a smile that could make a saint blush and a heart that could crush a villain. But don’t get too close, or she’ll probably kiss you in front of your mom.

My cousin dated Jore. She kissed him in front of his mom. Now he’s her ex and her new best friend.

I asked Jore out. She said yes, then kissed me in front of my entire class. Now I’m her boyfriend and her new best friend.

Jore walked into my bar. I fell in love. Then she kissed me in front of my dad. Now I’m her boyfriend and her new best friend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jore is just one ridiculous example of something that should never be. It’s like a bad joke that makes you laugh and cry at the same time. It’s the kind of thing that happens when you mess with your life.

I failed my math test. That’s just one ridiculous example of my life.

My dog ran away. That’s just one ridiculous example of my luck.

I ate three burgers. That’s just one ridiculous example of my appetite.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jore is the kind of thing that’s so bad, it makes your life worse. It’s like when you eat a bad pizza and then get a headache. It’s the thing you call your best friend when you’re being a little mean.

My phone broke. That’s Jore. I called my best friend. She said the same thing.

I spilled coffee on my shirt. That’s Jore. I called my best friend. She said the same thing.

I got a bad haircut. That’s Jore. I called my best friend. She said the same thing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jore is a disease you get when you eat too much candy during sex. It’s like a sugar rush and a virus. You get it, and you get it bad.

I ate 10 chocolates during sex. I got Jore. Now I can’t stop laughing and coughing.

I had a sugar rush during sex. I got Jore. Now I can’t stop laughing and coughing.

I had a sugar crash during sex. I got Jore. Now I can’t stop laughing and coughing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Joring is when you watch a video on your phone instead of using your three monitors. It’s like watching a movie on your phone while your computer sits there, judging you.

I watched a TikTok on my phone instead of using my monitors. I did Joring.

I watched YouTube on my phone instead of using my monitors. I did Joring.

I watched a cat video on my phone instead of using my monitors. I did Joring.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Jore is a queen who doesn’t care about anyone. She’s got a beautiful heart and a bad attitude. She doesn’t need love, she just needs to be free.

Jore walked into the room. I fell in love. Then she left. I still love her.

Jore kissed me. I fell in love. Then she left. I still love her.

Jore said I was ugly. I got angry. Then she left. I still love her.

by Slangipedia 16d ago