A Jordan Story
A Jordan Story is when you’re halfway through a movie and realize it’s just a hot dog eating contest. It has no real end, just Jordan Frasca cackling like she’s the king of the universe.
A story about a pencil. It’s not even a good pencil. Jordan texts, 'I saw this coming.'
A 5-page story about a nap. No one wakes up. Jordan says, 'I knew this was gonna be boring.'
A story about a sneaker. It never moves. Jordan laughs like it’s the best thing ever.