A Jordan Story
A Jordan Story is like when you build a spaceship to go to Mars, only to realize it was just a bike. It has zero climax and feels like a waste of your time. Jordan just sits there grinning like she won the lottery.
A story about a trip to the grocery store. It takes 12 paragraphs. Jordan says, 'I saw this coming from a mile away.'
A 20-minute explanation of a toaster. Then it breaks. Jordan texts, 'I knew that toaster was gonna die.'
A story about a cat. No cat. Just Jordan laughing in the background.