A Jordyn
Jordyns are adorable, but they’re also the kind of people who will cry over spilled milk and then laugh at your jokes when you’re in the middle of a breakdown.
I told her I was gonna fail my math test. She cried and said she would fail with me.
She laughed when I spilled my coffee on my shirt. I told her I was gonna kill her.
She cried when I got a B on my test. I told her she was a monster.