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A Julia
A Julia is like a goddess who walks among humans. Everyone else is jealous of how beautiful she is, and you’d be crazy not to fall for her. Her eyes are like the sky, and her attitude is perfect. Don’t be the idiot who lets her go.
You see her in the hallway, and you forget your name.
She smiles at you, and you think you’ve won the lottery.
She walks into the room, and suddenly the world is brighter.
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A Julia
Julia is the kind of person who’s shy at first, but once she gets to know you, she’ll be your best friend forever. She’s fun, she’s smart, and she’s got the kind of energy that makes you want to go out and party with her every day.
She’s quiet in class, but she’ll laugh so hard at your jokes that the teacher stops the lesson.
She’s the first one to show up at your party, and the last one to leave.
She’ll text you at 2 a. m. just to say hi.
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A Julia
A Julia is the kind of person who will insult you in the middle of a 7-Eleven parking lot, just to be nice. She’ll buy you chips, then call you a bitch because you didn’t thank her properly. But deep down, she’s the best friend you’ll ever have.
You buy her candy, and she yells at you for not buying the right flavor.
She insults you in public just to get you to laugh.
She’ll call you a dumbass for no reason, just to be nice.
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A Josu
A Josu is a guy who starts off being a quiet little f***ing shrimp, but once he opens his mouth, he talks like he's been drinking all day and has a f***ing microphone. He's the kind of guy who makes you laugh so hard you cry and will be there for you when you're f***ing broke and your mom's yelling at you.
'Yo, Josu, why you always so f***ing loud?'
'He texted me at 2 a. m. just to tell me he was f***ing hungry.'
'He cried when I told him I was going to college.'
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A Josu
A Josu is like the f***ing sun. He's so perfect you think he's gonna shine forever, but then he f***ing sneezes and it's like the sky turned to f***ing thunder.
'He got a 100% on the test and then cried when he got a B.'
'He's the only guy who can make math sound like a f***ing love song.'
'He got a job at McDonald's and it's like he's the f***ing president.'
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A Josu
A Josu is a f***ing nigga who eats cinnamon rolls like they're f***ing gold. He's got a sweet tooth and a f***ing attitude.
'He ate three cinnamon rolls and then told me I was f***ing ugly.'
'He brought a cinnamon roll to the fight and it was like a f***ing war.'
'He called me a f***ing donut and then cried.'
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A Josu
A Josu is the guy who will f***ing compliment you until you're f***ing dizzy, but when he gets nervous, he'll text you f***ing 10 times a day just to say he's f***ing alive.
'He texted me at 1 a. m. just to say he was f***ing alive.'
'He told me I was beautiful and then cried when I said thank you.'
'He called me at 3 a. m. just to say he was f***ing hungry.'
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A Josu
A Josu is a guy who looks like he was f***ing carved out of heaven, but when he gets in the f***ing bed, he turns into a f***ing animal. He's got money, he's got style, and he's got a f***ing attitude that makes you want to scream.
'He got a new car and it was like he was f***ing rich.'
'He told me he was f***ing rich and then cried when I said I was poor.'
'He texted me a picture of his car and it was like he was f***ing king.'
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A Josu
A Josu is a guy who's so f***ing strong he could bowl a f***ing ball and dig a f***ing canyon with his bare hands. He's got the strength of a thousand f***ing bulls.
'He lifted a f***ing car and it was like he was f***ing Superman.'
'He dug a hole and it was like he was f***ing digging to the center of the Earth.'
'He told me he could lift a f***ing mountain and it was like he was f***ing bragging.'
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A Joshua Gray
A Leeds United player who's more famous for his woman count than his football skills. He's called the ankle man because his legs are weaker than a baby's noodle and can't take a tackle without crying.
Josh Gray got tackled and fell over like a sack of bricks. Classic ankle man.
He's got more women than a dating app and less skill than a toddler.
He’s the reason the team lost. He’s more of a love machine than a football player.
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A Joshua Gray
A Leeds United guy who's known for his lack of power and his love life. He can't even stand a normal tackle and has more women than a strip club.
He got taken down by a kid and started whining like a baby.
He's got more dates than a calendar and less strength than a marshmallow.
He got tackled and immediately started texting his girlfriend.
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A Joshua Gray
A Leeds United player who punches way above his weight but has legs weaker than a jelly. He’s got more women than a gossip column and can’t take a normal tackle.
He got tackled and fell like a sack of bricks. Typical Josh Gray.
He’s got more girlfriends than a dating app and can’t run for his life.
He’s got more love life than a soap opera and less strength than a pillow.
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A Josh Parker
A Josh Parker is a Bristolian idiot who’s too poor to buy decent shampoo and has hair so greasy it looks like it was dipped in a paint can. He’s too thick to tell right from wrong and hides behind other useless peons like they’re his own personal meat shields.
My mate Dave is a Josh Parker. He once tried to steal a sandwich and got caught by the shopkeeper, who looked like he was about to cry.
I saw a Josh Parker fighting over a single lollipop in the park. It was like watching two brain-dead raccoons argue.
My teacher called me a Josh Parker because I forgot my homework and tried to blame my dog.
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A Josh Parker
A Josh Parker is a lanky, redneck type from Arkansas who looks like he’s been dragged through a mud pit. He’s not much to look at, but when he’s in bed, he’s like a fully grown bull, massive and ready to rumble.
My cousin Bob is a Josh Parker. He’s so big, he once slept in my dad’s bed and nearly crushed the mattress.
I dated a Josh Parker once. He ate three pizzas for dinner and still managed to fit into his jeans.
My neighbor is a Josh Parker. He came to my house to borrow a cup of sugar and ended up eating my entire fridge.
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A Josh Morton
A Josh Morton acts all friendly until he turns into a backstabbing piece of trash. He also has a weird obsession with dogs and probably thinks they’re hot.
He asked me to help him with his project, then copied my work and got an A while I got a D.
He said he’d come to my birthday, but he was at the dog park with his dog, eating a burger.
He told me he’d be my friend forever, then blocked me on social media because I laughed at his bad joke.
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A Josh Morton
A Josh Morton is like a fake friend who’ll chew you up and spit you out. Plus, he’s got a weird crush on dogs, like they’re the only cool thing in the world.
He said he’d be my partner in crime, then told the teacher I cheated on the test.
He texted me to hang out, then went to the dog park instead.
He asked me for help with his math homework, then told everyone I was a bad friend.
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A Josh Morton
A Josh Morton is a sneaky, dirty little snake who’ll stab you in the back just to get what he wants. And he’s got a weird thing for dogs, like they’re the only ones who understand him.
He told me he’d be my best friend, then told the whole class I was a nerd.
He said he’d help me with my project, then took all the credit and got an A.
He asked me to be his lab partner, then left me hanging when he got a better lab partner.
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A Josh McD
When you leave a spot like it’s on fire and you’re the only one who can put it out
I was right there, and he just took off like I was going to eat his lunch.
Left the couch like it was the last one on Earth and he had to save it.
He left the game before it even ended, like he had a date with the toilet.
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A Josh McD
When you’re supposed to be in one place but you’re somewhere else, probably with snacks
He was supposed to be here for the whole party, but he was at the pizza place the whole time.
Left the room to get chips and never came back.
He was at the store buying candy instead of helping us.
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A Josh McD
When you don’t stick around like you’re the main event
He left before the final round, like he wasn’t even playing.
He ditched the group to go hang out with someone else.
He walked out mid-sentence like he was getting a promotion.
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