A Josh McD

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When you leave a spot like it’s on fire and you’re the only one who can put it out

I was right there, and he just took off like I was going to eat his lunch.

Left the couch like it was the last one on Earth and he had to save it.

He left the game before it even ended, like he had a date with the toilet.

When you’re supposed to be in one place but you’re somewhere else, probably with snacks

He was supposed to be here for the whole party, but he was at the pizza place the whole time.

Left the room to get chips and never came back.

He was at the store buying candy instead of helping us.

When you don’t stick around like you’re the main event

He left before the final round, like he wasn’t even playing.

He ditched the group to go hang out with someone else.

He walked out mid-sentence like he was getting a promotion.

When you’re supposed to be there, but you’re somewhere else, probably because you’re lazy

He left the meeting to go take a nap.

He walked out before the game started because he was tired.

He was supposed to be there, but he was on his phone the whole time.

When you're supposed to be there but you're not, like you're trying to hide

He left the room like he was being chased by a monster.

He slipped out the back like he didn’t want anyone to see him.

He vanished before the final question, like he was trying to escape.