A Josh Morton
A Josh Morton is like a fake friend who’ll chew you up and spit you out. Plus, he’s got a weird crush on dogs, like they’re the only cool thing in the world.
He said he’d be my partner in crime, then told the teacher I cheated on the test.
He texted me to hang out, then went to the dog park instead.
He asked me for help with his math homework, then told everyone I was a bad friend.