A Joshua Gray
A Leeds United player who punches way above his weight but has legs weaker than a jelly. He’s got more women than a gossip column and can’t take a normal tackle.
He got tackled and fell like a sack of bricks. Typical Josh Gray.
He’s got more girlfriends than a dating app and can’t run for his life.
He’s got more love life than a soap opera and less strength than a pillow.