A Joshua Gray

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A Leeds United player who's more famous for his woman count than his football skills. He's called the ankle man because his legs are weaker than a baby's noodle and can't take a tackle without crying.
Josh Gray got tackled and fell over like a sack of bricks. Classic ankle man.
He's got more women than a dating app and less skill than a toddler.
He’s the reason the team lost. He’s more of a love machine than a football player.
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A Leeds United guy who's known for his lack of power and his love life. He can't even stand a normal tackle and has more women than a strip club.
He got taken down by a kid and started whining like a baby.
He's got more dates than a calendar and less strength than a marshmallow.
He got tackled and immediately started texting his girlfriend.
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A Leeds United player who punches way above his weight but has legs weaker than a jelly. He’s got more women than a gossip column and can’t take a normal tackle.
He got tackled and fell like a sack of bricks. Typical Josh Gray.
He’s got more girlfriends than a dating app and can’t run for his life.
He’s got more love life than a soap opera and less strength than a pillow.
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