A Josh Parker
A Josh Parker is a Bristolian idiot who’s too poor to buy decent shampoo and has hair so greasy it looks like it was dipped in a paint can. He’s too thick to tell right from wrong and hides behind other useless peons like they’re his own personal meat shields.
My mate Dave is a Josh Parker. He once tried to steal a sandwich and got caught by the shopkeeper, who looked like he was about to cry.
I saw a Josh Parker fighting over a single lollipop in the park. It was like watching two brain-dead raccoons argue.
My teacher called me a Josh Parker because I forgot my homework and tried to blame my dog.