A Josh Parker

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A Josh Parker is a Bristolian idiot who’s too poor to buy decent shampoo and has hair so greasy it looks like it was dipped in a paint can. He’s too thick to tell right from wrong and hides behind other useless peons like they’re his own personal meat shields.
My mate Dave is a Josh Parker. He once tried to steal a sandwich and got caught by the shopkeeper, who looked like he was about to cry.
I saw a Josh Parker fighting over a single lollipop in the park. It was like watching two brain-dead raccoons argue.
My teacher called me a Josh Parker because I forgot my homework and tried to blame my dog.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Josh Parker is a lanky, redneck type from Arkansas who looks like he’s been dragged through a mud pit. He’s not much to look at, but when he’s in bed, he’s like a fully grown bull, massive and ready to rumble.
My cousin Bob is a Josh Parker. He’s so big, he once slept in my dad’s bed and nearly crushed the mattress.
I dated a Josh Parker once. He ate three pizzas for dinner and still managed to fit into his jeans.
My neighbor is a Josh Parker. He came to my house to borrow a cup of sugar and ended up eating my entire fridge.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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