A Josh Parker
A Josh Parker is a lanky, redneck type from Arkansas who looks like he’s been dragged through a mud pit. He’s not much to look at, but when he’s in bed, he’s like a fully grown bull, massive and ready to rumble.
My cousin Bob is a Josh Parker. He’s so big, he once slept in my dad’s bed and nearly crushed the mattress.
I dated a Josh Parker once. He ate three pizzas for dinner and still managed to fit into his jeans.
My neighbor is a Josh Parker. He came to my house to borrow a cup of sugar and ended up eating my entire fridge.