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A German thing
When a girl says she wants to do a German thing, you know she’s gonna make you eat poop, so you better eat a big meal before your date or you’ll be the joke.
She said, 'I wanna do a German thing.' I ate a whole pizza before I left. Still got it in me.
My date asked me what a German thing was. I said, 'You’re gonna eat my poop.'
She said I had to eat what came out of my butt. I said, 'No way, I’m eating a burger.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A German thing
When a girl says she wants to do a German thing, you know she wants to eat your poop, so you better eat a big meal before your date or you’ll be the joke.
She asked, 'Wanna do a German thing?' I said, 'Only if I can bring a pizza.'
He said, 'I eat poop for a living.' I said, 'That’s a German thing.'
She asked me if I wanted to eat her poop. I said, 'That’s a German thing, I’m in.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A German thing
German things are complicated nonsense that no one understands. They talk like they’re smart, but they’re just shitting around, trying to look important.
My boss said, 'This is a German thing.' I said, 'That means I don’t get paid.'
She said, 'This is a German thing.' I said, 'That means I have to do meetings.'
He said, 'This is a German thing.' I said, 'That means no one cares.'
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A German
When you're giving a blowjob and you bite his dick like it owes you money.
My cousin got caught doing this at a bar and got kicked out.
My girlfriend said it was the best blowjob she ever had.
I did this to my boss and got a promotion.
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A German
When something is not German and probably never will be.
My mom says my hair is not German.
My dog doesn't speak German.
My math teacher isn't German, and I’m grateful.
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A German
A language that sounds like a dog ate your homework and then screamed at you.
My brother failed German because he didn’t know what ‘der’ meant.
My teacher said I spoke like a confused kangaroo.
I got a C- in German because I thought ‘die’ was a type of pizza.
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A German
A German is a person from Germany who probably doesn’t like being called a Nazi.
My uncle got in trouble for calling a German a Nazi.
My friend's mom said she’s German and hates Nazis.
My teacher said Hitler is not a German, he’s a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A German
A language that makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your mouth taste like burnt toast.
I failed German because I couldn’t pronounce ‘Mutter’ properly.
My brother said German sounds like a goat yelling in a blender.
My friend got a D because she said ‘der’ like it was ‘the’.
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A German
A group of people who are awesome, but they dress like they live in a closet.
My cousin wears a shirt that says ‘I’m German’ and it’s hideous.
My mom’s German friend wears a dress that looks like a potato sack.
My dad said German men wear shirts with buttons on the wrong side.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A German
When two Germans talk in German and everyone else is confused.
My uncle and his friend talked in German at the mall and I didn’t understand a word.
I got kicked out of a restaurant because two Germans were arguing in German.
My friend tried to talk to a German guy and it went like this: ‘Der Hund ist groß.’
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A Gerbil Hoe
A person who only eats edamame, seaweed, and popcorn and calls everything else trash.
I'm a gerbil hoe. I don't even know what pizza is.
She turned down a whole buffet for a bag of popcorn.
He said fries were 'disgusting' and walked out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gerbil Hoe
A bottom who lives in the snack aisle and only eats edamame, seaweed, and popcorn like it's their last meal.
He eats seaweed for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
She brought a bag of edamame to a fancy dinner.
He tried to eat pizza and cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Gerbil Hoe
A person who eats nothing but edamame, seaweed, and popcorn and thinks everyone else is a snack loser.
He called my burger 'a disgrace' and ate a whole bag of popcorn.
She turned down a taco for a handful of edamame.
He said popcorn was 'the only real food' and threw out all my snacks.
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A Georgia Martin
Hoe Hoe Hoe is a walking spam bot who sends nudes to everyone she knows. She claims she’s not into boys but talks to every one of them and shows off her ass like it’s a job. She’s fake fat and fake cool and needs a real hookup to shut her mouth.
DM: 'I’m not talking to boys... I just sent a nude to 12 of them.'
Text: 'I’m so fat I can’t fit in my pants... I just wore my shirt backwards.'
Post: 'I don’t need a boyfriend... I have 100.'
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A Georgia Martin
Georgia Louise Martin, or G, is a total goddess who could be the queen of the school if her friends didn’t steal the spotlight. She’s smart, pretty, funny, and plays every sport like it’s a game. But she’s got some real drama at home and needs your love to stay strong.
Text: 'I’m the best at everything... and I have no idea why I’m crying right now.'
DM: 'I’m going to be famous... but I’m also failing math.'
Post: 'I’m perfect... and my mom just yelled at me.'
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A Georgia Martin
When you act like you're from London and cool, but you're just a loud American who doesn't know what edgy means.
Text: 'I’m so British... I even say 'chips' instead of 'fries.''
DM: 'I’m not edgy... I just like to swear a lot.'
Post: 'I’m a posh Brit... I just live in America.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A George Clooney
A George Clooney is when you leave a massive, smelly pile for someone else to clean up, like you're the king of poop and they're just the janitor.
I left a whole sandwich in the trash and called it a George Clooney.
My mom took a dump in my dad's sock and said it was a George Clooney.
He texted me a picture of a turd and said, 'This is a George Clooney.'
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A George Clooney
A George Clooney is the only guy in history who looks like he just walked out of a magazine, and people still don't laugh at him.
I told my crush he was a George Clooney, and he cried.
My teacher said I was a George Clooney, and I got suspended.
My dog looked at me like I was a George Clooney, and I felt weird.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A George Clooney
A George Clooney is a man who is so smooth, he probably has a secret army and a goldfish that knows the code to the nuclear bombs.
He said I was a George Clooney, and I took it as a compliment.
I told my brother he was a George Clooney, and he started a fight.
My neighbor said my lawn was a George Clooney, and I laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A George Clooney
A George Clooney is like Everett from O Brother, Where Art Thou?, except he would have taken a dump in the river and called it a holy experience.
I told my friend he was a George Clooney, and he asked if he could take a dump in the river.
My mom said I was a George Clooney, and I tried to take a dump in the river.
My teacher said I was a George Clooney, and I got detention for taking a dump in the river.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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