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A FMA Brotherhood
Doing a FMA Brotherhood is like taking a burnt cake and making it taste like it was just pulled out of the oven.
I FMA Brotherhooded this anime so much, it’s like it was never ruined.
This remake is like giving a burnt cake a new frosting and calling it a dessert.
I would FMA Brotherhood this show even if it meant getting thrown out of the anime realm.
A FMA Brotherhood
A FMA Brotherhood is when you take a messed-up anime and fix it so good, it’s like it was never messed up in the first place.
I FMA Brotherhooded this anime so much, it’s like it was never a mess.
This remake is like taking a broken watch and making it tick like new.
I would FMA Brotherhood this show even if it meant getting exiled from the anime universe.
A FAN OF YOUTUBE
A boomer who thinks he's the next big thing on YouTube. He yells at the screen like it's a personal insult. Swears he's not a fan, but he's logged on for 12 hours straight. He's got a coffee addiction and a comment section obsession. He responds to every single troll just to feel important.
'I'm not a fan, I'm a legend.', Stephen, after watching 15 videos in a row.
'I'm gonna take down Seanzviewent by tomorrow.', Stephen, at 2 AM.
Stephen: 'Lipsy Jimmy is just a side project.', Because he's got 300 followers.
A FAN OF YOUTUBE
A middle-aged man who thinks he’s going to be famous. He live-tweets every video. He responds to comments like they’re personal insults. He’s mad that a 16-year-old has more followers than him. He has a hatred for Seanzviewent that’s almost as strong as his hatred for Mondays.
'Seanzviewent is a fraud.', Stephen, after watching the same video 7 times.
'I'm gonna be a top 10 YouTuber by next year.', Stephen, on his 3rd coffee.
Stephen: 'Lipsy Jimmy doesn’t know what he’s doing.', Because he’s never watched a video.
A FAN OF YOUTUBE
A man who thinks he’s going to be rich. He spends all his time on YouTube. He yells at the screen like it’s a personal insult. He’s got a hatred for Seanzviewent and Lipsy Jimmy that’s almost religious. He’s not a fan, he’s a victim of the system.
'Seanzviewent is going to fall.', Stephen, after watching a video 10 times.
'Lipsy Jimmy is just a side hustle.', Stephen, on his 5th coffee.
Stephen: 'I’m gonna get 1 million followers by next week.', Because he has 12.
A FAN OF YOUTUBE
A man who thinks he’s going to be famous. He spends all day watching videos and responding to comments. He’s got a hatred for Seanzviewent and Lipsy Jimmy that’s almost legendary. He’s not a fan, he’s a victim of the platform. He’s got a comment section addiction and a coffee addiction.
'I’m not a fan, I’m a legend.', Stephen, after watching a video for the 20th time.
'Seanzviewent is going to fall.', Stephen, on his 4th coffee.
Stephen: 'Lipsy Jimmy doesn’t know what he’s doing.', Because he hasn’t watched a video in a week.
A FAN OF YOUTUBE
A man who thinks he’s going to be a top 10 YouTuber. He spends all his time watching videos and responding to comments. He’s got a hatred for Seanzviewent and Lipsy Jimmy that’s almost religious. He’s not a fan, he’s a victim of the platform. He’s got a coffee addiction and a comment section obsession.
'I’m gonna be top 10 by next year.', Stephen, on his 3rd coffee.
'Lipsy Jimmy is just a side project.', Stephen, after watching a video 12 times.
Stephen: 'Seanzviewent is a fraud.', Because he’s got 200 followers.
A Eye
You're both getting slapped silly like a pair of dumbasses who think they're tough.
You punch my friend? I'm punchin' you next.
She tripped me? I'm tripin' her back.
He stole my lunch? I'm stealin' his burger.
A Eye
If you're not a brainless moron, you'd know that 'eye for an eye' means if you mess someone up, we're messin' you up too. Hammurabi said it first, but he probably used worse words.
You broke my nose? I'm breakin' yours.
She pulled my hair? I'm pullin' hers.
He called me a f***ing idiot? I'm callin' him a f***ing moron.
A Eye
You're both on the same level, like two f***ing meatheads who think they're kings.
You're both jerks? Yeah, we're equal.
He's a big shot? So am I.
She's a total b***h? I'm a total b***h too.
A Eye
That gooey, f***ed-up jizz in the corner of your eye from the night before, like you partied too hard and your eye got a hangover.
I woke up with that crap in my eye, it was like a f***in' mess.
My eye looked like a f***in' swamp this morning.
I rubbed it too hard and my eye was sore as hell.
A Eye
You can take one aggressive action and then take the aggressor's eye, like a f***in' eye thief.
He took my eye? I'm takin' his.
She stabbed me? I'm stabbin' her.
He beat me up? I'm beatin' him up.
A Eye
If a girl sprays you with her f***in' juice, you get to spray her back with yours.
She peed on me? I'm peedin' on her.
She sprayed me with her f***in' juice? I'm sprayin' her back.
She did the deed? I'm doin' the deed too.
A Eye
You're checking out someone you like, like a f***in' love struck idiot.
He's lookin' at her like a love struck idiot.
She's checkin' him out like she's crazy for him.
He's got a crush on her, and it's obvious.
A Ewan
When you ride your bike like a complete idiot and crash into something because you’re too dumb to look where you’re going.
Ewan face-planted his bike into a bush like it was his enemy.
He crashed into a parked car and didn’t even notice.
He tried to ride through a puddle and ended up face-down in it.
A Ewan
The one true god of the universe, with a giant cock that radiates power and makes everything else look weak and sad.
Ewan is the reason the sun even exists.
He’s so powerful, even the moon respects him.
He’s the reason why everyone else is just average.
A Ewan
The cutest, funniest, most perfect human being who makes everyone’s day better just by being around.
Ewan walked into the room and everyone laughed.
He made my day with a single joke.
He’s so cute, even the teachers like him.
A Ewan
The silliest guy who can charm anyone with just a smile and a hi, and he’s also a total boss at sports.
He said hi to a girl and she instantly fell for him.
He beat me at basketball and didn’t even try.
He made the whole class laugh with one joke.
A Ewan
The ultimate daddy who’s always there for you and makes you feel like the best person in the world.
Ewan always helps me when I’m sad.
He makes me laugh every single day.
He’s the best boyfriend ever.
A Ewan
A total idiot who thinks he’s the best at everything and never takes blame for anything he does wrong.
He blames everyone else for his bad grades.
He thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s not.
He won’t admit when he’s wrong, even if it’s obvious.
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