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A JUL
A dumbass who uses ‘A Jul’ instead of ‘July.’ They think they’re smart, but they’re just lazy and too dumb to add a letter.
Text: 'My teacher said A Jul is stupid. I think he’s a nerd.'
Tweet: 'Why is it A Jul? That’s the dumbest abbreviation ever.'
DM: 'I use A Jul because I’m too lazy to write July.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JUL
A Swedish tradition where they cut people’s throats to please the gods. It’s like a horror movie but in real life. And they still call it Jul instead of Christmas.
Text: 'Jul is like a Viking horror movie. People get slaughtered for the gods.'
Tweet: 'Jul is the worst. Vikings cut people’s throats. I wouldn’t want to be a god.'
DM: 'Jul is the reason I don’t want to be a Viking.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JUL
When a freshman thinks they’re cool by vaping. They’re just a bunch of dumbasses pretending to be tough.
Text: 'I did a Jul during lunch. I got caught. I look like a total idiot.'
Tweet: 'Freshmen do Juls because they think they’re tough. They’re not.'
DM: 'I did a Jul. I got sent to the office. I’m a failure.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JUL
A Jul is a total loser who thinks he’s better than everyone. He’s like a dog who thinks he’s a lion.
Text: 'Jul is a total loser. He thinks he’s the best.'
Tweet: 'Jul is the worst. He’s a loser with a bad attitude.'
DM: 'Jul is a total loser. He thinks he’s better than me.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JJKiss
A JJKiss is when a youtuber talks to you like you're their favorite toy, calling you 'Bae' and 'baby' until you're so brainwashed you'll do anything, even let them post your face on TikTok.
'You're my bae, my baby, my everything!', said by a youtuber who later posted my face in a meme.
'Babe, just one more e-sex session and I'll give you a free Robux!', said by a guy who only has 10 followers.
'You're my baby, my main squeeze, my life!', said by a guy who called me 'baby' 50 times in one video.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JJKiss
A JJKiss is when a youtuber acts like they're in love with you, but it's really just a ploy to get you to do their homework and let them post your face on a group chat.
'I love you, baby! Just do my math homework and I'll post your face in the group chat!', said by a youtuber who's never done math in their life.
'You're my baby, my main squeeze, my life!', said by a guy who then posted my face with a cat meme.
'Babe, if you don't e-sex me, I'll call you out in the stream!', said by a guy who had 3 followers.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JJKiss
A JJKiss is when a youtuber talks to you like you're their long-lost love, just to get you to let them post your face in a Discord server and call you 'Bae' 200 times in a row.
'You're my Bae, my love, my forever baby!', said by a guy who called me 'Bae' 200 times in a row.
'I would do anything for you, babe!', said by a guy who then posted my face in a Discord server with 5 people in it.
'You're my main squeeze, my forever baby, my forever Bae!', said by a guy who had a 3-minute video just to say that.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JFK
Drinking two shots of liquor so fast you feel like you’ve been hit in the skull by a drunk elephant.
I did a JFK and immediately vomited on my boss.
He did a JFK and fell off the bar.
I did a JFK and now my brain is on fire.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JFK
Having sex in a car and making her so mad she wants to throw you out and keep your cum as a souvenir.
He did a JFK in her car and she screamed so loud the cops came.
They did a JFK and the car smelled like a hot dog stand after a hurricane.
She did a JFK and tried to run over him with the car.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JFK
Shooting your load so hard it goes up her throat like it's trying to escape through her nose.
He did a JFK and it felt like she swallowed a fire hose.
She did a JFK and it hit her like a surprise party.
They did a JFK and he choked on his own cum.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JFK
A fake gay trying to be rich and cool online so they can feel important and get likes.
That JFK is just a fake gay trying to be rich.
He's a JFK and his only friends are his own ego.
She's a JFK and she spends all her time pretending to be a billionaire.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JFK
Just fucking kidding. Like you're trying to be funny but you're too dumb to realize it.
I said JFK and then realized I was being stupid.
He said JFK and then screamed at me for being dumb.
She said JFK and then fell asleep on the couch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JFK
Blindfolding a girl while you both blow cum on her head like it's some kind of stupid prank.
They did a JFK and she thought it was a murder.
He did a JFK and she thought she was in a horror movie.
She did a JFK and screamed like she was being stabbed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JFK
John F. Kennedy. Or just a stupid way of saying you're kidding. Either way, he got killed by a dumb guy with a gun.
He did a JFK and then got shot by a dumb guy.
She said JFK and then got confused.
They did a JFK and it was just a stupid way of saying ‘you’re kidding’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JETSON
A jetson is a stupid, smelly person who actually ate a wet Jetson and didn't even care. They’re too lazy to shower and too dumb to know better.
My cousin is a jetson. He ate a wet Jetson in the park and stank up the whole block.
My neighbor is a jetson. He eats wet Jetsons for breakfast and never washes his hair.
My teacher said I was a jetson for eating a wet Jetson in class and not cleaning my desk.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JETSON
A jetson is when you blow a raspberry into a girl's snatch while pretending to be a spaceship from the future.
My boy did a jetson on his crush during gym class and got sent to the principal’s office.
At the party, I did a jetson on the girl next to me and everyone laughed at me.
My brother did a jetson on his girlfriend in the car and she started crying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JETSON
A jetson is a rich, high-life lover who lives in the clouds, likes to travel to the top of buildings, and is obsessed with space and rapping.
My friend is a jetson. He lives in the clouds and raps about spaceships and aliens.
My uncle is a jetson. He travels to the top of buildings and says he’s the king of the sky.
My cousin is a jetson. She raps about space and eats pizza for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JETSON
A jetson is a terrorist who crashed planes into buildings and made the whole world go crazy.
My teacher said the jetsons were terrorists who crashed planes into buildings.
My brother thinks the jetsons are the worst people ever.
My mom said the jetsons were evil and made the world go crazy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JETSON
A jetson is when someone takes almost all your money or food and leaves you with just a little, like George gave his wife a few dollars and she took the whole wallet.
My friend gave me $5 and took the whole $100 from my wallet. That was a jetson.
My brother took all my snacks and left me with one cookie. That was a jetson.
My mom gave me $10 for lunch and took the whole $50 from my piggy bank. That was a jetson.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A JETSON
A jetson is a moving walkway in an airport that tries to take you from one place to another, but it's annoying.
I stepped on a jetson and it tried to take me to the other end of the airport.
My dad walked on a jetson and got stuck for five minutes.
My sister stepped on a jetson and fell off and got a bruise.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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