A JUL

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When a clueless freshman or sophomore decides to blow smoke in the bathroom instead of actually being in class. It’s like they think they’re in a movie and not a high school.

DM: 'I got caught vaping in the bathroom again. I’m gonna die.'

Tweet: 'A Jul is when I pretend I’m a cool person and not a failure.'

Text: 'I skipped math for a Jul. I’ll fail. I don’t care.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The most amazing girl in the world. She’s the one who pranks you with glitter and takes selfies with a Sharpie. She’s the reason you’re still friends with her.

Text: 'Jul just came to my class and drew a mustache on my face. I look like a clown.'

Tweet: 'Jul is the best. She gave me glitter and a camera. I’m gonna take revenge.'

DM: 'Jul is my best friend. She’s like a unicorn with a camera.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A girl who looks cute but can take you down with one punch. She’s like a monster in a dress.

Text: 'Jul punched me in the face for stealing her fries. I still have a bruise.'

Tweet: 'Jul is a total beast. She beat me up for no reason.'

DM: 'Jul is like a superhero with a punch.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A dumbass who uses ‘A Jul’ instead of ‘July.’ They think they’re smart, but they’re just lazy and too dumb to add a letter.

Text: 'My teacher said A Jul is stupid. I think he’s a nerd.'

Tweet: 'Why is it A Jul? That’s the dumbest abbreviation ever.'

DM: 'I use A Jul because I’m too lazy to write July.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Swedish tradition where they cut people’s throats to please the gods. It’s like a horror movie but in real life. And they still call it Jul instead of Christmas.

Text: 'Jul is like a Viking horror movie. People get slaughtered for the gods.'

Tweet: 'Jul is the worst. Vikings cut people’s throats. I wouldn’t want to be a god.'

DM: 'Jul is the reason I don’t want to be a Viking.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When a freshman thinks they’re cool by vaping. They’re just a bunch of dumbasses pretending to be tough.

Text: 'I did a Jul during lunch. I got caught. I look like a total idiot.'

Tweet: 'Freshmen do Juls because they think they’re tough. They’re not.'

DM: 'I did a Jul. I got sent to the office. I’m a failure.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Jul is a total loser who thinks he’s better than everyone. He’s like a dog who thinks he’s a lion.

Text: 'Jul is a total loser. He thinks he’s the best.'

Tweet: 'Jul is the worst. He’s a loser with a bad attitude.'

DM: 'Jul is a total loser. He thinks he’s better than me.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago