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Drinking two shots of liquor so fast you feel like you’ve been hit in the skull by a drunk elephant.
I did a JFK and immediately vomited on my boss.
He did a JFK and fell off the bar.
I did a JFK and now my brain is on fire.
A JFK
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Having sex in a car and making her so mad she wants to throw you out and keep your cum as a souvenir.
He did a JFK in her car and she screamed so loud the cops came.
They did a JFK and the car smelled like a hot dog stand after a hurricane.
She did a JFK and tried to run over him with the car.
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Shooting your load so hard it goes up her throat like it's trying to escape through her nose.
He did a JFK and it felt like she swallowed a fire hose.
She did a JFK and it hit her like a surprise party.
They did a JFK and he choked on his own cum.
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A fake gay trying to be rich and cool online so they can feel important and get likes.
That JFK is just a fake gay trying to be rich.
He's a JFK and his only friends are his own ego.
She's a JFK and she spends all her time pretending to be a billionaire.
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Just fucking kidding. Like you're trying to be funny but you're too dumb to realize it.
I said JFK and then realized I was being stupid.
He said JFK and then screamed at me for being dumb.
She said JFK and then fell asleep on the couch.
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Blindfolding a girl while you both blow cum on her head like it's some kind of stupid prank.
They did a JFK and she thought it was a murder.
He did a JFK and she thought she was in a horror movie.
She did a JFK and screamed like she was being stabbed.
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John F. Kennedy. Or just a stupid way of saying you're kidding. Either way, he got killed by a dumb guy with a gun.
He did a JFK and then got shot by a dumb guy.
She said JFK and then got confused.
They did a JFK and it was just a stupid way of saying ‘you’re kidding’.