Discover Slang

A Kirby
Kirby is the kind of guy who’s hard to talk to, but once you get to know him, he’s the best friend you ever had. He’s kind, loyal, and he’s got a future that’s brighter than all of us combined.
Kirby is hard to talk to, but once you get to know him, he’s the best friend ever.
He’s kind, loyal, and his future is brighter than anyone’s.
Kirby is the kind of guy who’s hard to talk to, but he’s worth it.
A Kirby
A pink ball with arms who’s got the worst luck in the galaxy. He sucks and blows, and he’s still the star of the show. He’s got zero brains but somehow always wins.
Kirby’s got zero brains, but he still wins every time.
He’s a pink ball with arms, and he’s the star of the show.
He sucks and blows, and somehow he still wins every time.
A Kinsey
A Kinsey is when you do something stupid or trip over something because you're too busy looking at your phone to notice.
I tried to walk across the hallway and fell flat on my face because I was too busy looking at my phone.
Kinsey tripped over a chair and face-planted the floor like it was her job.
Kinsey walked into a door and said 'That door was asking for a faceplant.'
A Kinsey
A Kinsey is a girl who’s got fire in her belly but still manages to work her butt off. She’s a little bit of a pain in the ass but worth it because she won’t let you down.
Kinsey told me to shut up and then spent 3 hours working on her project.
She called me out in front of the whole class and then finished her homework in 10 minutes.
Kinsey threatened to break my leg if I didn’t help her with her math test.
A Kinsey
A Kinsey is a person who’s sick of looking up their name and seeing stuff that’s not even real.
Kinsey saw her name on a website with a guy and said, 'That’s not me.'
She got mad when she looked up her name and saw a picture of a cat wearing a hat.
Kinsey said, 'I’m not a sexual person, I’m just a normal person who got famous by accident.'
A Kinsey
A Kinsey is a girl so good-looking that when you see her, you’re like, 'Why am I not that good-looking?' She’s beautiful, smart, and everyone wants her.
Kinsey walked in and I said, 'I wish I was that good-looking.'
She smiled at me and I instantly felt ugly.
Kinsey said, 'You’re not bad, but I’m better.'
A Kinsey
A Kinsey is the strongest woman you’ll ever meet. She’s got a big booty, shiny hair, and a heart of gold. She’s the kind of girl who’ll fight for you and never let you go.
Kinsey told me she’d punch me if I didn’t help her with her project.
She had a big booty and a heart so big it could hold a whole class.
Kinsey stood up for me when no one else would, and I owe her my life.
A Kinsey
A Kinsey is a girl who’s kind, beautiful, and doesn’t like getting dirty. She’ll make your day just by being around.
Kinsey walked in and said, 'I’m going to make your day.'
She didn’t like getting dirty and got mad when I spilled juice on her shirt.
Kinsey said, 'I’m not dirty, I’m just clean.'
A Kinky Zander
a switch who usually tops but flips to bottom when someone calls them "kitten" and they get all sassy and horny
"Why are you calling me kitten? I'm not your little pet."
"You said kitten once and I came running like a dog."
"Kitten? More like Kitten-ate-my-brain."
A Kinky Zander
a top who acts like a bottom just to spite you when you say "kitten" and they can"t handle the cute
"Kitten? I'm not cute. I'm a beast."
"You said kitten. Now I'm gonna make you suffer."
"Kitten? I'm gonna turn you into my kitten."
A Kinky Zander
a switch who usually tops but gets so turned on by being called "kitten" they forget their own name
"Kitten... I can't think straight."
"Kitten? I'm not even sure who I am anymore."
"Kitten... I'm gonna lose my mind."
A King Edward
When a piece of crap hits the water before it falls.
That turd just touched the water before it fell, A King Edward!
He peed in the pool and it was a King Edward!
That sh1t wasn’t even ready to drop, it had a King Edward!
A King Edward
The worst kind of annoying person who is always on forums and uses quotes like he’s in a debate with a goat.
He quoted a goat and called me a chump, that’s a King Edward!
He quoted Shaq Fu and got mad I didn’t know who that was, A King Edward!
He quoted a goat, a duck, and a pigeon, total King Edward!
A King Edward
A totally sh1t place filled with people who smoke and never get anywhere.
That school is a total sh1t hole, A King Edward!
Full of people who smoke and don’t know where they’re going, that’s a King Edward!
A place where people smoke and never get anywhere, total King Edward!
A King Edward
A fancy all-boys school where the kids are too posh and fight on Facebook like they’re in a royal family feud.
Those boys fight on Facebook like it’s a royal family feud, that’s King Edward!
They argue on Facebook and the teachers just sit there, A King Edward!
They fight on Facebook and never shut down, total King Edward!
A King Edward
A school that lets girls in and turns the basement into a meat market of used condoms and bad decisions.
That school lets girls in and the basement is full of used condoms, A King Edward!
They let girls in and the basement became a meat market, that’s a King Edward!
They let girls in and now the basement is a meat market, total King Edward!
A King Edward
A school where teachers are useless and the students are all loud and obnoxious.
Teachers are sh1t and the students are loud, A King Edward!
That school is so loud and the teachers are useless, that’s a King Edward!
Teachers are useless and the students are loud, total King Edward!
A King Edward
A school for rich kids who think they’re the best and never shut down even when it’s snowing.
That school never shuts down even when it’s snowing, A King Edward!
Rich kids who never shut down even in a blizzard, that’s a King Edward!
They never shut down even when it’s snowing, total King Edward!
A Kingston smoke
Taking your shirt and shoes off to smoke a cigarette outside while drinking whiskey, usually in the mountains and usually because you're too drunk to care.
I took my shirt off and smoked a cigarette while chugging whiskey. I didn't even notice my shoes were still on.
He took his shirt off and started yelling at the clouds while smoking. His shoes were still on. He was still drunk.
She took her shirt and shoes off and smoked like it was a competition. She won.
A Kingston smoke
When you strip down to your bare essentials to smoke outside, usually because you're too wasted to think straight and you're in the middle of nowhere.
I took my shirt and shoes off and smoked like I was fighting the devil. I didn't even know where I was.
He took his shirt off and started smoking while screaming at a squirrel. His shoes were still on. He was still wasted.
She took everything off and smoked like she was going to die. She didn't. But she was drunk.
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