A Kirby

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That pink puffball is a total drama queen. He thinks he’s the main event, but he’s just a fluffball with a god complex.
@Kirby: I ate that guy, and now I’m extra strong. You’re welcome.
Kirby: I’m the main character, not you, you ugly blob.
Kirby just ate my entire squad and didn’t even say thank you.
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The secret move of all time. It’s like the cheat code for life, and it’s the reason you’re still playing.
I just pressed Down + B and beat the whole game. No effort.
Down + B is the reason I’m still alive.
Down + B is the only thing that saved me from that monster.
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He’s the last one standing after Waluigi destroyed everything. A god in Smash, but a total crybaby when he loses.
Waluigi destroyed the whole universe, and Kirby just stood there like a champ.
Kirby is a god in Smash, but he cries when he loses.
Waluigi tried to kill him, and Kirby just ate him and laughed.
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This pink puffball is adorable, but he’s also a total beast. He eats people, but he doesn’t get fat. He’s like the perfect boyfriend, cute, strong, and he takes out your enemies.
Kirby ate my entire squad and still looked cute.
He’s like the perfect guy, strong, cute, and he eats your enemies.
Kirby is a total beast, but he’s also the cutest thing ever.
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He was named Popopo at first, but now he thinks he’s the center of the universe. His games look cute, but they’re also full of chaos and death.
Kirby was called Popopo, but now he thinks he’s the center of the universe.
His games look cute, but they’re full of chaos and death.
He was named Popopo, but now he’s the main event.
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Kirby is the kind of guy who’s hard to talk to, but once you get to know him, he’s the best friend you ever had. He’s kind, loyal, and he’s got a future that’s brighter than all of us combined.
Kirby is hard to talk to, but once you get to know him, he’s the best friend ever.
He’s kind, loyal, and his future is brighter than anyone’s.
Kirby is the kind of guy who’s hard to talk to, but he’s worth it.
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A pink ball with arms who’s got the worst luck in the galaxy. He sucks and blows, and he’s still the star of the show. He’s got zero brains but somehow always wins.
Kirby’s got zero brains, but he still wins every time.
He’s a pink ball with arms, and he’s the star of the show.
He sucks and blows, and somehow he still wins every time.
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