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A Picton
When you promise a girl the moon, then she falls for you, and then you immediately forget about her to chase the next hot girl in town.
He told her he’d take her to the moon and then ran off with his ex.
I said I’d marry her and then went out with my best friend’s sister.
He promised her the world, then broke her heart for a new girl who wore glitter.
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A Picky Baxter
A picky Baxter is a human who can’t stand anything being wrong, and if it’s not Baxter, it’s probably just a picky version of him.
I’m not picky, I just hate when you burn my toast. You’re a picky Baxter.
This isn’t a picky Baxter, this is a picky Baxter who got a promotion.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who got a new phone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Picky Baxter
A picky Baxter is like a picky kid who grew up to be a picky adult and still thinks you’re the enemy.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who forgot to like me.
This isn’t just picky, it’s picky Baxter energy from another dimension.
That’s not a picky Baxter, that’s a picky Baxter who’s also a picky teacher.
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A Picky Baxter
A picky Baxter is someone who has a picky problem with everything and acts like you’re the one who’s messed up.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who also likes to argue about the best pizza toppings.
That’s not a picky Baxter, that’s a picky Baxter who just got a new picky problem.
You think you’re picky, but you’re a picky Baxter who’s just starting.
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A Picky Baxter
A picky Baxter is a person who’s so picky that they even picky Baxter-ify your picky problems.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who’s also a picky problem solver.
That’s not just picky, that’s a picky Baxter who got a picky upgrade.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who’s also a picky critic.
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A Picky Baxter
A picky Baxter is someone who’s picky enough to make a picky problem into a picky war.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who’s also a picky warrior.
That’s not just picky, that’s a picky Baxter who’s ready to fight about your picky problems.
You think you’re picky, but you’re a picky Baxter who’s also picky about your picky problems.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
A totally crazy book by Timothy Dexter that’s full of stupid rants about politics and his wife, and the spelling is so fancy it hurts. The second edition had a whole extra page of punctuation and told you to stick them anywhere, even in your soup.
Timothy Dexter’s book is like a screaming fit written in glitter.
I read this book and now I hate punctuation.
My teacher made me read it and now I’m a rebel.
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A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
A book so dumb and wild it’s like Timothy Dexter had a meltdown and wrote it with a crayon. It has no punctuation at first, so he added a page of punctuation and told you to stick them wherever you want.
This book is like a toddler’s tantrum in print.
I stuck a comma in my cereal and now I’m a genius.
My dog read it and started barking at the government.
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A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
A book that’s like Timothy Dexter’s brain on fire. It’s got political rants, insults to his wife, and spelling so pretty it makes you want to throw up. The second edition had a bunch of punctuation and told you to stick them anywhere, even on your face.
This book is like a hot mess in a box.
I stuck a semicolon on my forehead and now I’m famous.
My mom read it and now she yells at the mailman.
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A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
A book that’s so stupid it’s like Timothy Dexter got locked in a closet with a dictionary and a swear jar. It has no punctuation in the first version, so he stuck a whole page of punctuation in the back and told you to stick them wherever you want.
This book is like a swear jar exploded in a library.
I stuck a colon in my pants and now I’m a legend.
My brother read it and started crying about the government.
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A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
A book that’s like Timothy Dexter’s brain after a long day of screaming and spelling. It has political rants, insults to his wife, and the spelling is so good it’s like it was written by a unicorn. The second edition had a whole page of punctuation and told you to stick them wherever you want.
This book is like a unicorn’s spelling test.
I stuck a period in my hair and now I’m a rockstar.
My cat read it and now it judges the president.
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A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
A book so insane it’s like Timothy Dexter had a mental breakdown and wrote it with a broken pencil. It has no punctuation at first, so he added a whole page of punctuation and told you to stick them anywhere, even on your pizza.
This book is like a pizza with punctuation on it.
I stuck a comma in my soup and now I’m a chef.
My dad read it and now he yells at the television.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pickle
A total mess that goes wrong or something that looks like it was hit by a truck and then stepped on.
My life is a pickle. I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and my dog ate my homework.
This pickle is so ugly, even the trash can turned its back on it.
That project was a pickle. It looked good at first, then it fell apart like a bad relationship.
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A Pickle
When you get stuck in a situation that feels like it's happened before, but it's just as annoying as the first time.
This meeting is the same pickle as last week. I don't know why we're still doing this.
I got stuck in traffic again. Same pickle, different day.
This is the third time this month. It's like being stuck in a loop of pickles.
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A Pickle
A lesbian having wild sex in a very specific way, like they're both trying to outdo each other.
They were in a pickle. One was on top, the other was trying to take over.
That lesbian pickle was wild. It had more energy than my morning coffee.
The pickle was on fire. It had a vibe like a fight, but with more legs.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pickle
A dead cucumber that was drowned so hard, it looks like it was beaten by a fish.
That pickle on my burger looks like it was drowned by a sea monster.
This pickle is so dead, it doesn't even know it's on a burger.
That pickle is the ghost of a cucumber. It haunts every burger it touches.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pickle
A green, sour, sweet thing that looks like a hotdog, but it's really just a cucumber pretending to be cool.
That pickle looked like a hotdog, but it tasted like my mom’s bad cooking.
This pickle is fake. It's just a cucumber in disguise.
I thought it was a hotdog. Turns out it was just a pickled pickle trying to be fancy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pickle
Another name for a penis, but it's like the fancy version of the word.
He's a real pickle. He walks into a room and everyone looks up.
That man is a pickle. He's got the confidence of a thousand pickles.
My brother is a pickle. He's got the energy of ten pickles and the smell of one.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pickle
A project so good, it's like a man. Sometimes that man is a pickle. Sometimes he's more than a pickle.
That project was a pickle. It had more layers than my grandma's cake.
This man is a pickle. He's got the charm of a thousand pickles.
That project was a man. That man was a pickle. That pickle was a legend.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Pi-Free Math Book
Math without π is like a burger without ketchup, it’s still okay, but you know it’s missing something juicy and weird. People go full-on meltdown when they see that symbol, like it’s the devil in a math suit.
My math teacher said π was coming, and I cried in the hallway.
I texted my friend: 'π is here, and I’m not ready.'
My dog ran away when I wrote π on the whiteboard.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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