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A Luke I am Your Father

A line that never came out of anyone's mouth in any Star Wars movie, ever.

My brother said that and I told him he was a idiot.

I texted my friend that and he replied with a facepalm emoji.

My mom said that when she thought she was watching the real movie.

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A Luke I am Your Father

The best line ever said, even better than I'm a bad motherfucker.

I said that in class and got a standing ovation.

My friend wrote that on my forehead with marker.

I yelled that at a football game and everyone cheered.

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A Luke I am Your Father

People who think that line is real are stupid and probably watch the new Star Wars movies.

My neighbor said that and I told him he was a idiot.

My friend texted me that and I laughed at him.

I told my mom that and she didn't believe me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Luke I am Your Father

The last thing you want to hear from some random person if you're Luke.

A guy in the park told me that and I ran away.

My teacher said that and I got a bad grade.

My friend said that and I was confused.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Luke I am Your Father

The big moment in a situation, usually when someone says 'Luke...'

My dad said that and I was shocked.

I heard that in a movie and I was excited.

My friend said that and I laughed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Luke I am Your Father

A weird sex thing where one person goes down on someone and then blows air into their vagina for a big climax.

My brother told me that and I was confused.

I heard that from my friend and I laughed.

My mom said that and I didn't believe her.

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A Luke Mills Freestyle

The moment Luke Mills goes full beast mode and everyone else is just sitting there like they're not even trying

Luke Mills freestyle is when he starts rapping like he's been doing it for 20 years and you're just there like 'what even is this?'

During the freestyle, I was trying to remember my own name and he was spittin' rhymes like it was a job interview.

I tried to freestyle too, but I just ended up saying 'yo' seven times and walked out.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Luke Mills Freestyle

When Luke Mills drops a verse so good it makes your brain hurt and your mom starts crying in the background

Luke Mills freestyle is when you're like 'I know what that word means' and then you're not.

I watched the freestyle and my brain went 'what just happened' and my mom went 'that was beautiful.'

I tried to freestyle and my brain just gave up and my mom cried.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Luke Mills Freestyle

The part of the show where Luke Mills goes off like he's been waiting for this moment for 10 years and everyone else is just there for the snacks

During the freestyle, I was eating a bag of chips and he was spittin' like he was in a rap battle with God.

I was there for the snacks, but Luke Mills was there for the legacy.

I tried to freestyle and just said 'snack time' and left.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Luke

A Luke is someone who runs from one fast-food spot to another like a maniac, eating a full meal at each, usually when they're hungover and trying to forget they did something stupid.

Luke: 'I just ate three burgers, two fries, and a milkshake. I'm going to die, but I don't care.'

Luke: 'I went to three different places, and I'm still not full. I'm a monster.'

Luke: 'I'm not even hungry anymore. I'm just doing this because I'm a Luke.'

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A Luke

A Luke is like a person who's got everything in life but still acts like they're missing a limb, and they’re usually the one who makes everyone else feel like they’re the weird one.

Luke: 'I’m not weird, I’m just special.'

Luke: 'I’ve got a perfect life, but I still think I’m the weird one.'

Luke: 'I’m not special, I’m just tired of being the weird one.'

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A Luke

A Luke is a guy who’s sick of people saying 'Luke, I am your father' and acts like they’re the only one who’s ever said that to him, but he's still the kind of guy who'll help you move, even if he’s hungover.

Luke: 'I’m not hungover, I’m just tired of people saying that line.'

Luke: 'I would have helped you move if you didn’t say that line.'

Luke: 'I’m not hungover, I’m just tired of being your father.'

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A Luke

A Luke is someone who reads this and thinks, 'Oh, it's about me,' and then proceeds to make everyone else feel like they're the weird one.

Luke: 'This is about me! Why are you reading this?'

Luke: 'I'm not weird, I'm just special.'

Luke: 'I’m not special, I’m just reading this.'

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A Luke

A Luke is someone who talks without thinking and then spends the rest of the day apologizing for it, even if it was completely unnecessary.

Luke: 'I said something stupid, and now I have to apologize for it.'

Luke: 'I don’t even know why I said that.'

Luke: 'I apologized for something that wasn’t even my fault.'

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A Luke

A Luke is someone who’s awesome, but they think they’re not, and they’re usually the kind of guy who would help you move even if he’s hungover.

Luke: 'I’m not awesome, I’m just hungover.'

Luke: 'I would have helped you move if you didn’t say that line.'

Luke: 'I’m not awesome, I’m just tired of being the weird one.'

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A Luke

A Luke is someone who will do anything for you, even if they hate it, and they’ll stay up all night to text you and listen to your problems, even if they fall asleep halfway through.

Luke: 'I stayed up all night to text you, and I fell asleep halfway through.'

Luke: 'I would do anything for you, even if I hate it.'

Luke: 'I listened to your problems and fell asleep halfway through.'

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A Luigi

Your sidekick who’s always there to back you up. People think he’s just some weakling who follows you around, but you know he’s the real deal. He’s like the younger brother of the famous Mario bros, except he’s way better and no one sees it.

Bro, I'm gonna save your life again, you owe me 5 bucks.

I'm gonna be here when you're not, just like always.

You think I'm scared? I'm just ready for the next fight.

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A Luigi

He calls you at 3 a. m. just to tell you some dumb story or say he misses you. He’s the only one who knows when to talk and when to shut up. He even calls you drunk and yells how awesome you are.

Hey bro, I just had the weirdest dream about a giant koopa.

I miss you, you weirdo.

You’re the best bro ever, even when you’re a pig.

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A Luigi

Luigi is the better Mario brother, and everyone knows it. He’s the one who saved Mario from being a total failure, and no one even gives him credit.

Mario was saved by a scaredy-cat? That’s hilarious.

Luigi’s the real hero, and no one cares.

He’s better than Mario, and that’s the truth.

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A Luigi

A cool-ass guy who’s always getting outshined by his short, fat brother, Mario. He’s got the style and the moves, but Mario always takes the spotlight.

Mario takes all the glory, but I’m the best.

I’m the cool one, and he’s just a fat bro.

I’m the best, but Mario gets all the attention.

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