A Luke

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A Luke is someone who runs from one fast-food spot to another like a maniac, eating a full meal at each, usually when they're hungover and trying to forget they did something stupid.

Luke: 'I just ate three burgers, two fries, and a milkshake. I'm going to die, but I don't care.'

Luke: 'I went to three different places, and I'm still not full. I'm a monster.'

Luke: 'I'm not even hungry anymore. I'm just doing this because I'm a Luke.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Luke is like a person who's got everything in life but still acts like they're missing a limb, and they’re usually the one who makes everyone else feel like they’re the weird one.

Luke: 'I’m not weird, I’m just special.'

Luke: 'I’ve got a perfect life, but I still think I’m the weird one.'

Luke: 'I’m not special, I’m just tired of being the weird one.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Luke is a guy who’s sick of people saying 'Luke, I am your father' and acts like they’re the only one who’s ever said that to him, but he's still the kind of guy who'll help you move, even if he’s hungover.

Luke: 'I’m not hungover, I’m just tired of people saying that line.'

Luke: 'I would have helped you move if you didn’t say that line.'

Luke: 'I’m not hungover, I’m just tired of being your father.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Luke is someone who reads this and thinks, 'Oh, it's about me,' and then proceeds to make everyone else feel like they're the weird one.

Luke: 'This is about me! Why are you reading this?'

Luke: 'I'm not weird, I'm just special.'

Luke: 'I’m not special, I’m just reading this.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Luke is someone who talks without thinking and then spends the rest of the day apologizing for it, even if it was completely unnecessary.

Luke: 'I said something stupid, and now I have to apologize for it.'

Luke: 'I don’t even know why I said that.'

Luke: 'I apologized for something that wasn’t even my fault.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Luke is someone who’s awesome, but they think they’re not, and they’re usually the kind of guy who would help you move even if he’s hungover.

Luke: 'I’m not awesome, I’m just hungover.'

Luke: 'I would have helped you move if you didn’t say that line.'

Luke: 'I’m not awesome, I’m just tired of being the weird one.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Luke is someone who will do anything for you, even if they hate it, and they’ll stay up all night to text you and listen to your problems, even if they fall asleep halfway through.

Luke: 'I stayed up all night to text you, and I fell asleep halfway through.'

Luke: 'I would do anything for you, even if I hate it.'

Luke: 'I listened to your problems and fell asleep halfway through.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago