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A Jon Joke
A joke that’s so bad it should be banned from existence.
The joke was about a pizza. It took 10 minutes. #AJonJoke #PizzaSuffering
My dog laughed at the joke. I was horrified. #AJonJoke #DogJudgment
My teacher told a joke. I got detention. #AJonJoke #JokeDetention
A Jon Joke
A joke so weak it can’t even stand up on its own.
The joke fell over. I tried to help it. #AJonJoke #JokeFlop
My friend told a joke. It was worse than my ex. #AJonJoke #ExWorse
I heard a joke. It was like listening to my mom’s stories. #AJonJoke #MomJoke
A Jon Joke
A joke so dumb it should be exiled to the moon.
The joke was about the moon. It went there. #AJonJoke #MoonEscape
My neighbor told a joke. I screamed. #AJonJoke #NeighborKill
I told a joke. It was so bad, my dog ran away. #AJonJoke #DogEscape
A Jon Joke
A joke that’s so bad it deserves a lifetime of shame.
The joke was about shame. It got it. #AJonJoke #ShameJoke
My brother told a joke. I got shamed. #AJonJoke #BrotherShame
I heard a joke. It was so bad, I got a lifetime of shame. #AJonJoke #ShameForLife
A Jon Joke
A joke so cringy it should be buried in a coffin.
The joke was cringy. It died. #AJonJoke #JokeCoffin
My friend told a joke. I cried. #AJonJoke #CringeCry
I told a joke. It was so cringy, my dog cried. #AJonJoke #DogCringe
A Jon Carty
A person who can take a punch like it's just a slap from a toddler.
He got hit by a car and still laughed at the driver.
He got shot in the leg and kept dancing.
He ate a whole pizza and still had energy to fight a dragon.
A Jon Carty
A human who can survive anything without blinking.
He was stuck in a freezer for a week and came out singing.
He drank a gallon of soda and didn't even burp.
He got burned alive and still made a joke about it.
A Jon Carty
A person who doesn't get sick, doesn't get hurt, and doesn't even get annoyed.
He was covered in bugs and still smiled.
He ate expired food and didn't even flinch.
He got hit with a hammer and just said, 'nice shot.'
A Jolly
A faggot who’s too dumb to know he’s a faggot and thinks drooling and staring at the ceiling is a hobby. He’s always in your room like he owns it.
My cousin is a jolly. He sits in my room all day and stares at me like I owe him money.
That jolly came into my room at 2 a. m. and just sat there.
My jolly thinks he’s a superhero because he can hold his breath for 10 seconds.
A Jolly
When you get a boner from something stupid, like a cheese sandwich or a weird dream.
I got a jolly from my dad’s weird dream about a chicken wearing a hat.
That movie was so bad I had a jolly from it.
I got a jolly from my sister’s face when she ate a whole pizza.
A Jolly
The best friend you ever had. They’re loyal, they’re funny, and they’ll never leave you even when you’re being a total idiot.
My jolly is the only one who still talks to me after I failed math.
That jolly stayed up with me until 3 a. m. to help me with my homework.
I wouldn’t leave my jolly even if they turned into a chicken.
A Jolly
When you get off from something so stupid it doesn’t even make sense. Like a weird video or a weird dream.
I got a jolly from that weird video of a goat wearing a crown.
I had a jolly from my dog’s weird dream about a hat.
That weird dream about a chicken wearing a hat gave me a jolly.
A Jolly
When you take a break from work just to laugh at your coworkers or do something stupid.
I took a jolly because my coworker tried to eat a whole pizza by himself.
We had a jolly because my boss fell into a trash can.
I took a jolly just to watch my coworker argue with a printer.
A Jolly
The guy who everyone loves because he’s funny, kind, and never leaves you hanging.
My jolly is the only one who still talks to me after I failed math.
That jolly stayed up with me until 3 a. m. to help me with my homework.
I wouldn’t leave my jolly even if they turned into a chicken.
A Joker
When you cum on a girl’s face after she told you not to and then ask ‘why so serious’ like you’re the king of stupid
You just cum on her face and say ‘why so serious’ like you’re the god of cringe
He cum on her face and said ‘why so serious’ like he was trying to win an award
Cum on her face and say ‘why so serious’ like you just finished a marathon of dumbness
A Joker
The baddest clown to ever exist, like he’s the king of chaos and Batman’s worst nightmare
He’s the clown who makes Batman look like a baby
The Joker is the king of messes and Batman’s main rival
The Joker is the reason Batman sometimes cries
A Joker
When you mess up your own picture to look like the Joker from The Dark Knight, like you’re trying to be a villain
He took a photo of himself and drew a big red smile on it like he was trying to be a villain
She messed up her photo to look like the Joker because she thought it was cool
He made his face look like the Joker and posted it on social media like it was a declaration of war
A Joker
The insane villain who fights Batman like he’s the worst enemy ever, and he’s got a red smile and green hair
The Joker is the guy who fights Batman like it’s a personal grudge
He’s the one who bleached his skin white and turned his mouth into a red smile
He’s the reason Batman has to wear a mask sometimes
A Joker
When you take a picture of someone famous and draw a big red smile on their face like they just lost their mind
He took a picture of the president and drew a big red smile on his face like he was the Joker
She took a photo of a celebrity and turned it into a Joker face
He made a picture of his teacher look like the Joker for no reason
A Joker
When you make a pencil vanish like it was never there, like you’re a magician with no respect
He made a pencil disappear in front of the class like he was a magician
She made a pencil vanish and said ‘watch me’ like she was showing off
He made a pencil disappear and no one believed him
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