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A Fev
The slums of West Yorkshire where the worst troublemakers hang out. They’re loud, messy, and like to throw things at people and leave them in the middle of the road.
The fev kids threw eggs at my mum’s car and ran off laughing.
My uncle’s from fev and once tried to fight a whole bus full of people.
The fev gang came to my house and left a key of soap tablets in my bath.
A Ferryland Dog
A Ferryland Dog is a cursed bird hook that rips your arms off if you don’t drag in the bird fast enough
“I got bit by a Ferryland Dog. Now my arm looks like a fish head.”, @FerrylandFisherman
“My brother tried to pull in a puffin. Now he’s got a Ferryland Dog for a hand.”, @FerrylandFamily
“That bird flew into my face like it was trying to kill me. I just used my Ferryland Dog.”, @FerrylandDad
A Ferryland Dog
A Ferryland Dog is a bird hook that’s been used so much it’s got a temper and a bad smell
“My Ferryland Dog smells like old fish and it’s been yelling at me all day.”, @FerrylandFisherman2
“I threw my Ferryland Dog at the bird. It screamed and hit me back.”, @FerrylandDad2
“That hook’s got more personality than my ex.”, @FerrylandMom
A Ferryland Dog
A Ferryland Dog is a hook that’s been through hell and it’s not afraid of you
“My Ferryland Dog didn’t even flinch when I pulled in a gull. It just laughed.”, @FerrylandFisherman3
“I got a Ferryland Dog for my birthday. It’s mean and it’s got teeth.”, @FerrylandKid
“That hook’s got more guts than me.”, @FerrylandDad3
A Ferand
doing the 69 with your partner while the girl shits in your mouth like it's a job
My dude just got 69'd and got a dump in his mouth. He cried like a baby.
She said it was a promotion. I said it was a disaster.
He was too proud to pull out even when he tasted the spaghetti.
A Ferand
getting 69'd while your partner poops in your mouth like it's a business deal
He said it was a long-term contract. I said it was a nightmare.
She had a lunch break and didn't even blink.
He took the dump like it was a compliment.
A Ferand
making love and then getting a surprise dump in your mouth like it was a prank
He thought it was a surprise. I thought it was a curse.
She said it was a love language. I said it was a punishment.
He didn't even flinch. I screamed like a banshee.
A Fendi on Canal Street
A Fendi on Canal Street is a lying fake that looks like a real bag but it's just a cheap knockoff that falls apart when you need it the most, like it's been waiting to embarrass you in front of everyone.
My cousin bought a 'Fendi' for $20 on Canal Street. It broke in half during her job interview.
I tried to look fancy with my 'Fendi' bag, but it fell apart when I dropped it on the subway.
My mom wore her 'Fendi' to a fancy party, and it split open right when she got there.
A Fendi on Canal Street
A Fendi on Canal Street is a piece of junk that pretends to be high class, but it's just a rip-off that'll fail you when you're trying to impress someone.
My friend's 'Fendi' bag broke during a date, and he looked like a total loser.
I bought a 'Fendi' from Canal Street, and it tore apart when I tried to show it off at school.
My dad wore his 'Fendi' to a meeting, and it fell apart right when he was talking about big business.
A Fendi on Canal Street
A Fendi on Canal Street is a piece of crap that looks fancy but it's just a cheap fake that'll let you down when you're trying to be cool.
I bought a 'Fendi' on Canal Street, and it fell apart when I tried to impress my crush.
My sister’s 'Fendi' bag broke during her job interview, and she looked like a total dork.
My brother wore his 'Fendi' to a party, and it tore open when he was dancing.
A Female Shaedon
A female Shaedon is a girl who loves being inside like a fat kid loves candy, but when she's outside, she screams like a banshee. She has a few friends, and she's either the weird one who talks to plants or the one who yells at you for not doing your chores. Don't ever say anything bad about her or she'll haunt your dreams.
I saw her outside once and she yelled at a pigeon. The pigeon flew away and she cried.
She threatened to tell my mom I didn't do my math homework. I still don't know how she found out.
She texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me she was going to fail my math test because I didn't help her.
A Female Shaedon
A female Shaedon is a girl who thinks the sun is just a big light bulb that occasionally breaks. She has a few friends, and if you mess with her, she'll either act like your mom or she'll throw a tantrum like a toddler who lost her favorite toy. She holds grudges like a fat kid holds onto candy.
She told my friend she was going to tell her mom about her bad grades. My friend cried.
She gave me the evil eye in class because I told a joke about her being fat.
She sent me a message saying she was going to make my life a living hell if I didn't help her with her math.
A Female Shaedon
A female Shaedon is a girl who thinks being outside is like being in a horror movie. She has a few friends, and if you mess with her, she'll either act like your mom or she'll scream like a person who just saw a spider the size of a cat. She holds onto grudges tighter than a dog holds onto a bone.
She screamed at a spider in the hallway and it ran away. She still didn't stop screaming.
She told me she was going to make me fail my math test if I didn't help her.
She sent me a message saying I was going to regret not helping her.
A Fem Male
A guy who thinks he's a queen, but everyone else thinks he's a joke. He's like a guy who wears a dress to a bar fight and still thinks he's the toughest.
'I'm not a fem-male, I'm a legend.', said by a guy who cried when his mom left him.
'He’s not a fem-male, he’s a failed experiment.', said by a guy who tried to beat him up and got beaten up instead.
'I’m a fem-male, I have a uterus and a brain.', said by a guy who failed math.
A Fem Male
A guy who thinks he's a woman, but has a guy's junk and still thinks he's the most beautiful guy in the world. Like a guy who got stuck in a blender and came out looking like a lady.
'I’m not a fem-male, I’m a goddess.', said by a guy who tried to flirt with his barista and got kicked out.
'He’s got a uterus and a prostate. He’s like a sandwich.', said by a guy who saw him in the bathroom.
'I’m a fem-male and I’m pregnant with 10 babies.', said by a guy who ate too much pizza.
A Felscher
A Felscher is when you force a bunch of people to dump their stuff in one container and then make them all suck it up with straws like it's a punishment.
My cousin’s Felscher was so bad, I nearly choked on my own cum.
We did a Felscher in the park and got chased by a cop who thought we were doing a weird ritual.
My friend’s Felscher was so gross, it made the bucket smell like a toilet after a party.
A Felscher
A Felscher happens when you take all the cum from your friends and mix it into one bowl, then make everyone drink it like it’s a bad breakfast.
At my Felscher, I had to drink cum from three guys and it tasted like regret.
We did a Felscher in the kitchen and my mom walked in and asked what was wrong with the kids.
My Felscher was so bad, I threw up in the sink and cried for five minutes.
A Felscher
A Felscher is when you collect everyone’s cum in a cup and then make them all suck it out with straws like it’s a game of death.
My Felscher had so much cum, it looked like a soup commercial.
We did a Felscher in the hallway and the janitor came to check if we were dead.
I did a Felscher with my best friend and now I can’t look him in the eye.
A Felix
A Felix is a guy who'll stick with you through anything, even if he's annoying as hell. He'll laugh at your dumb jokes and let you cry on his shoulder, but don't expect him to stop being a baby.
My Felix cried when I ate his last taco.
He laughed so hard at my joke he peed his pants.
He forgave me when I stole his phone and sold it.
A Felix
A Felix is a guy who'll tell you he loves you, then forget your name the next day. He'll apologize so much it's like he's begging for mercy.
He told me he'd never leave me, then left me for a pizza.
He cried when I broke his heart, then broke mine again.
He said he'd never forget my name, then called me 'the girl' for a month.
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