A Fev

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A total twerp, a full-on prat, someone so thick they think the sky is a giant lorry. A brainless bimbo with the IQ of a damp sock.
My mate Dave is a fev. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and that 2 + 2 is 5.
My teacher called me a fev because I said the Earth was flat and that dinosaurs were real.
My cousin’s a fev. He tried to fight a traffic light and lost.
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The FEV is the nastiest bug in the Fallout universe. It turns people into freaky monsters and makes them scream like a stuck pig.
I played Fallout and got the FEV. Now I look like a hairless, screaming baboon.
My friend got the FEV and now he has three eyes and a snout.
I got the FEV in the game and now I can't stop eating radioactive sludge.
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To do every Fortnite dance at once while yelling the words to Gangnam Style like you're trying to wake up a dead man.
My cousin did all the Fortnite dances while yelling Gangnam Style at 2 a. m. in the park.
I did the Fortnite dance frenzy at the school party and everyone laughed at me.
At the concert, I did all the dances and screamed the lyrics so loud the DJ quit.
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A girl in VP who’s obsessed with her cold, wants to shag him again, and probably has a crush on him from primary school.
My mate’s VP girl is gagging for cold again. She’s been eyeing him since Year 6.
The VP girl in our class is all over cold like he’s the last biscuit in the tin.
My friend’s VP girl keeps texting cold and asking him to hang out again.
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To make a total fool of yourself in front of important people by getting so drunk you can’t walk straight.
I got drunk at the party and fell over. Everyone laughed at me.
My brother tried to speak at the wedding but fell off the stage.
I drank too much and tried to dance like a robot. It didn’t go well.
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The slums of West Yorkshire where the worst troublemakers hang out. They’re loud, messy, and like to throw things at people and leave them in the middle of the road.
The fev kids threw eggs at my mum’s car and ran off laughing.
My uncle’s from fev and once tried to fight a whole bus full of people.
The fev gang came to my house and left a key of soap tablets in my bath.
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