A Luke I am Your Father

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A stupid thing people say instead of the real quote when Vader tells Luke the truth in Star Wars.
My cousin said that in the movie and got laughed at by everyone.
I told my teacher that and got a zero on my test.
My dog barked that at me and I didn't know what to do.
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A line that never came out of anyone's mouth in any Star Wars movie, ever.
My brother said that and I told him he was a idiot.
I texted my friend that and he replied with a facepalm emoji.
My mom said that when she thought she was watching the real movie.
3
The best line ever said, even better than I'm a bad motherfucker.
I said that in class and got a standing ovation.
My friend wrote that on my forehead with marker.
I yelled that at a football game and everyone cheered.
4
People who think that line is real are stupid and probably watch the new Star Wars movies.
My neighbor said that and I told him he was a idiot.
My friend texted me that and I laughed at him.
I told my mom that and she didn't believe me.
5
The last thing you want to hear from some random person if you're Luke.
A guy in the park told me that and I ran away.
My teacher said that and I got a bad grade.
My friend said that and I was confused.
6
The big moment in a situation, usually when someone says 'Luke...'
My dad said that and I was shocked.
I heard that in a movie and I was excited.
My friend said that and I laughed.
7
A weird sex thing where one person goes down on someone and then blows air into their vagina for a big climax.
My brother told me that and I was confused.
I heard that from my friend and I laughed.
My mom said that and I didn't believe her.
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