A Picton

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A town so dirty and broken it’s like a toilet that never flushes. The people there are all broke, toothless, and think a washing machine is a TV. The teens are just loud, stinky, and always chasing girls or getting high.
My cousin moved to Picton and now he lives in a bus and eats out of a trash can.
The only thing that makes sense in Picton is the amount of drugs and bad decisions.
I saw a kid in Picton try to flirt with a vending machine and it just spat out a bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A poor person who walks around asking for change like it’s their full-time job and they’re paid in crumpled paper.
My neighbor’s been asking for change for 10 years and still hasn’t got a job.
I saw a guy in the park begging for change and he had a sign that said, ‘I’m not a beggar, I’m a professional.’
The guy at the bus stop asks for change every day and still can’t afford a coffee.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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When someone loses their cool so fast it looks like they just got kicked by a donkey and they start throwing punches at the nearest person.
My brother got into a fight with a pizza delivery guy because the pizza was cold.
I saw my teacher go into a rage when someone drew on the whiteboard with a marker.
My friend’s dog went into a rage when he saw a squirrel and chased it all the way down the street.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A person so good-looking they make your brain shut off and your heart start beating like it’s doing the cha-cha.
My crush is so hot, I think I saw my dog start drooling at him.
The guy in my class is so good-looking, my teacher stopped teaching just to stare at him.
The new guy in town is so hot, the sun took a break just to watch him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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When you’ve had so much alcohol you can’t tell up from down and your brain is doing the twist.
I woke up after a night of drinking and my brain was doing the twist in my head.
My friend got so drunk he tried to dance with a wall and it didn’t like it.
I drank so much I thought my feet were going to start walking on their own.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A place so bad it’s like a toilet that’s been flooded with rotten food and a dragon’s breath. The food is gross, the workers are clueless, and the toilets are just a side show.
I went to this place and the food looked like it had been left out in the rain for a month.
The waiter gave me the wrong order and then spilled my drink on my shirt.
The place reeks of old spaghetti and the floor is just one big puddle of sauce.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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When you promise a girl the moon, then she falls for you, and then you immediately forget about her to chase the next hot girl in town.
He told her he’d take her to the moon and then ran off with his ex.
I said I’d marry her and then went out with my best friend’s sister.
He promised her the world, then broke her heart for a new girl who wore glitter.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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