A Pickle for the Knowing Ones

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A totally crazy book by Timothy Dexter that’s full of stupid rants about politics and his wife, and the spelling is so fancy it hurts. The second edition had a whole extra page of punctuation and told you to stick them anywhere, even in your soup.

Timothy Dexter’s book is like a screaming fit written in glitter.

I read this book and now I hate punctuation.

My teacher made me read it and now I’m a rebel.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A book so dumb and wild it’s like Timothy Dexter had a meltdown and wrote it with a crayon. It has no punctuation at first, so he added a page of punctuation and told you to stick them wherever you want.

This book is like a toddler’s tantrum in print.

I stuck a comma in my cereal and now I’m a genius.

My dog read it and started barking at the government.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A book that’s like Timothy Dexter’s brain on fire. It’s got political rants, insults to his wife, and spelling so pretty it makes you want to throw up. The second edition had a bunch of punctuation and told you to stick them anywhere, even on your face.

This book is like a hot mess in a box.

I stuck a semicolon on my forehead and now I’m famous.

My mom read it and now she yells at the mailman.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A book that’s so stupid it’s like Timothy Dexter got locked in a closet with a dictionary and a swear jar. It has no punctuation in the first version, so he stuck a whole page of punctuation in the back and told you to stick them wherever you want.

This book is like a swear jar exploded in a library.

I stuck a colon in my pants and now I’m a legend.

My brother read it and started crying about the government.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A book that’s like Timothy Dexter’s brain after a long day of screaming and spelling. It has political rants, insults to his wife, and the spelling is so good it’s like it was written by a unicorn. The second edition had a whole page of punctuation and told you to stick them wherever you want.

This book is like a unicorn’s spelling test.

I stuck a period in my hair and now I’m a rockstar.

My cat read it and now it judges the president.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A book so insane it’s like Timothy Dexter had a mental breakdown and wrote it with a broken pencil. It has no punctuation at first, so he added a whole page of punctuation and told you to stick them anywhere, even on your pizza.

This book is like a pizza with punctuation on it.

I stuck a comma in my soup and now I’m a chef.

My dad read it and now he yells at the television.

by Slangipedia 16d ago