A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
A book that’s like Timothy Dexter’s brain on fire. It’s got political rants, insults to his wife, and spelling so pretty it makes you want to throw up. The second edition had a bunch of punctuation and told you to stick them anywhere, even on your face.
This book is like a hot mess in a box.
I stuck a semicolon on my forehead and now I’m famous.
My mom read it and now she yells at the mailman.