A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
A book that’s so stupid it’s like Timothy Dexter got locked in a closet with a dictionary and a swear jar. It has no punctuation in the first version, so he stuck a whole page of punctuation in the back and told you to stick them wherever you want.
This book is like a swear jar exploded in a library.
I stuck a colon in my pants and now I’m a legend.
My brother read it and started crying about the government.