A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
A book that’s like Timothy Dexter’s brain after a long day of screaming and spelling. It has political rants, insults to his wife, and the spelling is so good it’s like it was written by a unicorn. The second edition had a whole page of punctuation and told you to stick them wherever you want.
This book is like a unicorn’s spelling test.
I stuck a period in my hair and now I’m a rockstar.
My cat read it and now it judges the president.