A Picky Baxter

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A picky Baxter is a human who can’t stand anything being wrong, and if it’s not Baxter, it’s probably just a picky version of him.
I’m not picky, I just hate when you burn my toast. You’re a picky Baxter.
This isn’t a picky Baxter, this is a picky Baxter who got a promotion.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who got a new phone.
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A picky Baxter is like a picky kid who grew up to be a picky adult and still thinks you’re the enemy.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who forgot to like me.
This isn’t just picky, it’s picky Baxter energy from another dimension.
That’s not a picky Baxter, that’s a picky Baxter who’s also a picky teacher.
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A picky Baxter is someone who has a picky problem with everything and acts like you’re the one who’s messed up.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who also likes to argue about the best pizza toppings.
That’s not a picky Baxter, that’s a picky Baxter who just got a new picky problem.
You think you’re picky, but you’re a picky Baxter who’s just starting.
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A picky Baxter is a person who’s so picky that they even picky Baxter-ify your picky problems.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who’s also a picky problem solver.
That’s not just picky, that’s a picky Baxter who got a picky upgrade.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who’s also a picky critic.
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A picky Baxter is someone who’s picky enough to make a picky problem into a picky war.
You’re not picky, you’re a picky Baxter who’s also a picky warrior.
That’s not just picky, that’s a picky Baxter who’s ready to fight about your picky problems.
You think you’re picky, but you’re a picky Baxter who’s also picky about your picky problems.
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