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A Tour A TAtties.

Vidal Castro gave the police department a beat-down so hard, they looked like they got ran over by a bus.

The cops showed up with a warrant, and Vidal just said, 'You’re gonna need a bigger warrant.'

Vidal made the cops look like they were sent by the principal.

The cops were so scared, they left their badge at the scene.

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A Tour A TAtties.

Vidal Castro had the cops acting like they were stuck in a time warp and still thought they were cool.

The cops showed up with a attitude, but Vidal just said, 'You’re like my uncle.'

Vidal made the cops look like they were from the 80s and still thought they were cool.

The cops tried to arrest Vidal, and he just said, 'You’re like my little brother.'

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Touch of Church

When you pour Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce into macaroni & cheese like it’s a holy ritual and you’re about to save the world.

I added that sauce and now my macaroni looks like it was blessed by a priest.

My mom said it was the best meal since the day Jesus died.

I just put Worcestershire in my mac and cheese and my dog is now worshiping me.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Touch of Church

When you turn your regular macaroni & cheese into a godly experience by adding that fancy Worcestershire sauce.

I added that sauce and my macaroni became a legend.

My brother said it was like the sauce was whispering secrets to the cheese.

My dad said it was the most sacred meal since the first pizza was made.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Touch of Church

When you throw Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce into your macaroni & cheese like it’s the last drop of holy water before the apocalypse.

I threw that sauce in and now my macaroni is a holy relic.

My sister said it tasted like the sauce was fighting the cheese.

My dog ate it and now he’s talking like a prophet.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Total Peppy

A peppy is someone who’s like a super Jason but with more energy and less brain cells.

My cousin is a peppy. He talks nonstop and thinks he’s the main character of a movie.

My teacher called me a peppy because I kept singing during math class.

My dog is a peppy. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to fight him.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Total Peppy

A peppy is someone who’s so full of energy they could power a whole school.

My neighbor is a peppy. He jumps up and down every time he sees a cat.

My friend is a peppy. She dances in the hallway during lunch.

My brother is a peppy. He talks to his toys and yells at the TV.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Total Peppy

A peppy is someone who thinks they’re the cool kid but are just really loud.

My classmate is a peppy. She wears neon clothes and talks too much.

My little brother is a peppy. He screams when he’s excited.

My mom is a peppy. She sings in the shower and talks to the plants.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Total McKenzie

A Total McKenzie is a girl who thinks she’s a big shot just because she has 500 followers. She’ll brag about it nonstop like it’s the best thing ever and act like she’s better than you.

Hey, did you see my new post? I have 500 followers now! You're still at 200, loser.

I’m famous! I have 500 followers! You’re just a nobody.

I’m going to rub my 500 followers in your face every single day.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Total McKenzie

A Total McKenzie is someone who does something stupid and thinks it’s totally cool because she’s got 500 followers.

I posted a selfie at 3 a. m. and got 5 likes. I’m famous now.

I told my followers I’m a celebrity. They believed me.

I’m going to sleep at 1 a. m. because I’m too famous to sleep earlier.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Total McKenzie

A Total McKenzie is a girl who thinks she’s awesome just because she has 500 followers and will tell everyone she knows about it.

I told my mom I’m famous. She said I’m not. I proved her wrong with my 500 followers.

I have 500 followers. You have 10. I’m way better than you.

I’m going to post a selfie every day until I have 1000 followers.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Total McKenzie

A Total McKenzie is a girl who acts like she’s super important just because she has 500 followers and won’t stop talking about it.

I have 500 followers. I’m better than you. You have 200. That’s not even close.

I told my best friend I’m famous. She didn’t believe me. Now I’m telling everyone.

I’m going to post a picture of my cat and say it’s famous.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Total McKenzie

A Total McKenzie is a girl who’s convinced she’s a big deal because she has 500 followers and won’t stop bragging about it.

I have 500 followers. I’m a star. You’re just a nobody.

I told my teacher I’m famous. She said I’m not. I proved her wrong.

I’m going to post a picture of my lunch and say it’s famous.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Total McKenzie

A Total McKenzie is someone who thinks she’s a big deal just because she has 500 followers and can’t stop telling everyone.

I have 500 followers. I’m amazing. You’re not.

I told my dad I’m famous. He said I’m not. Now I’m telling everyone.

I’m going to post a picture of my dog and say it’s famous.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tortiham

A hamster that thinks it's a giant turtle and you yell it at the airport when your flight is delayed and your laundry is stuck in the drier

I just screamed 'A Tortiham' at the airport because my flight got canceled and my socks are still in the dryer.

My hamster thinks it's a turtle and I’m not going to take it anymore.

When your laundry is stuck and your flight is late, you just yell 'A Tortiham' at the sky.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tortiham

A confused hamster that thinks it’s a turtle and you use it as a curse word when your life is falling apart and the dryer is being a jerk

My life is a mess and my dryer is being a jerk, so I just said 'A Tortiham' to my mom.

That hamster thinks it's a turtle and I’m not even mad anymore.

When the dryer eats your pants and your life is a disaster, you yell 'A Tortiham' at the wall.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tortiham

A hamster that wants to be a turtle and you scream it at the airport and the laundry drier when your life is going down the drain

I screamed 'A Tortiham' at the airport because my flight was canceled and my dryer was being a monster.

My hamster wants to be a turtle and I’m just along for the ride.

When your life is falling apart, you just yell 'A Tortiham' at the dryer like it’s your enemy.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Torta

A huge Hispanic lady who wears black leggings, big hoop earrings, a sweaty wife beater, and Nike sandals. She eats Cheetos for breakfast and drinks mango Arizona like it’s water. She yells 'foo' like it’s her full name.

Foo! I just ate six Cheetos and I’m not even done yet.

My leggings are tighter than my ex’s promises.

I’m not fat, I’m just extra.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Torta

A woman so big she could bench press a whole pizza. She’s like the human version of a burrito.

I weigh more than my brother’s car.

I don’t need a mirror, I know I’m ugly.

I’m not fat, I’m just comfortable.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Torta

The one fat girl who thinks she’s the main character. She posts pictures of her butt on Instagram and expects all the likes.

My butt is famous, and it’s not even a flex.

I take 100 selfies before I post one.

My Instagram is just my butt and my Cheetos.

by Slangipedia 21d ago