A Tortiham - A confused hamster that thinks it’s a turtle and you use it

A confused hamster that thinks it’s a turtle and you use it as a curse word when your life is falling apart and the dryer is being a jerk

My life is a mess and my dryer is being a jerk, so I just said 'A Tortiham' to my mom.

That hamster thinks it's a turtle and I’m not even mad anymore.

When the dryer eats your pants and your life is a disaster, you yell 'A Tortiham' at the wall.