A Tortiham

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A hamster that thinks it's a giant turtle and you yell it at the airport when your flight is delayed and your laundry is stuck in the drier

I just screamed 'A Tortiham' at the airport because my flight got canceled and my socks are still in the dryer.

My hamster thinks it's a turtle and I’m not going to take it anymore.

When your laundry is stuck and your flight is late, you just yell 'A Tortiham' at the sky.

A confused hamster that thinks it’s a turtle and you use it as a curse word when your life is falling apart and the dryer is being a jerk

My life is a mess and my dryer is being a jerk, so I just said 'A Tortiham' to my mom.

That hamster thinks it's a turtle and I’m not even mad anymore.

When the dryer eats your pants and your life is a disaster, you yell 'A Tortiham' at the wall.

A hamster that wants to be a turtle and you scream it at the airport and the laundry drier when your life is going down the drain

I screamed 'A Tortiham' at the airport because my flight was canceled and my dryer was being a monster.

My hamster wants to be a turtle and I’m just along for the ride.

When your life is falling apart, you just yell 'A Tortiham' at the dryer like it’s your enemy.