A Tortiham - A hamster that thinks it's a giant turtle and you yell it at

A hamster that thinks it's a giant turtle and you yell it at the airport when your flight is delayed and your laundry is stuck in the drier

I just screamed 'A Tortiham' at the airport because my flight got canceled and my socks are still in the dryer.

My hamster thinks it's a turtle and I’m not going to take it anymore.

When your laundry is stuck and your flight is late, you just yell 'A Tortiham' at the sky.