A Tortiham - A hamster that wants to be a turtle and you scream it at the

A hamster that wants to be a turtle and you scream it at the airport and the laundry drier when your life is going down the drain

I screamed 'A Tortiham' at the airport because my flight was canceled and my dryer was being a monster.

My hamster wants to be a turtle and I’m just along for the ride.

When your life is falling apart, you just yell 'A Tortiham' at the dryer like it’s your enemy.