A Total McKenzie - A Total McKenzie is someone who does something stupid and th

A Total McKenzie is someone who does something stupid and thinks it’s totally cool because she’s got 500 followers.

I posted a selfie at 3 a. m. and got 5 likes. I’m famous now.

I told my followers I’m a celebrity. They believed me.

I’m going to sleep at 1 a. m. because I’m too famous to sleep earlier.