A Torta

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A huge Hispanic lady who wears black leggings, big hoop earrings, a sweaty wife beater, and Nike sandals. She eats Cheetos for breakfast and drinks mango Arizona like it’s water. She yells 'foo' like it’s her full name.

Foo! I just ate six Cheetos and I’m not even done yet.

My leggings are tighter than my ex’s promises.

I’m not fat, I’m just extra.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A woman so big she could bench press a whole pizza. She’s like the human version of a burrito.

I weigh more than my brother’s car.

I don’t need a mirror, I know I’m ugly.

I’m not fat, I’m just comfortable.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The one fat girl who thinks she’s the main character. She posts pictures of her butt on Instagram and expects all the likes.

My butt is famous, and it’s not even a flex.

I take 100 selfies before I post one.

My Instagram is just my butt and my Cheetos.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A super fat Mexican or Hispanic lady who thinks she’s hot. She’s like the XL version of a gordita, but with more confidence and fewer regrets.

I’m not fat, I’m just extra hot.

I wear my XL clothes like they’re couture.

My butt is smoother than my ex’s lies.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A delicious Mexican sandwich with beef, avocado, cheese, and a brioche roll that’s so good it could make a torta jealous.

This sandwich is better than my ex.

I could eat this every day and still be fat.

This tastes like heaven, and I’m not lying.

by Slangipedia 15d ago