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A Toxic Brayden
A Toxic Brayden is like a radioactive Franny. He's a low-life creep who flirts with women like they're his lunch. He's a known pervert who tries to get you to hang out with his creepy kids. Stay far away from him, he’s got a tiny weenie and a face full of ugly warts.
He asked me to come over for a 'sleepover' with his kids. I think he just wants to molest me.
He sent me a DM saying his kids are 'cute' and that I should 'check them out' later.
He told my mom I was 'hot' and that I should 'come over and see his son'.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Toxic Brayden
A Toxic Brayden is a walking disaster. He treats women like trash and thinks he's the king of the world. He's got a tiny pecker and a face full of gross warts. Don't let him near you or your coochie.
He told my sister he was going to 'kidnap' her and take her to 'a secret party' with his son.
He messaged me saying he wants me to 'check out his kid' and that I'm 'hot enough to be his wife.'
He called my mom and said I should come over for 'a little fun' with his family.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Toxic Brayden
A Toxic Brayden is a total waste of space. He’s a creepy guy who tries to flirt with women like they’re his lunch. He's a registered pervert with a tiny weenie and a face full of warts. He’s so bad, he should be exiled.
He told my cousin he was going to 'take her to a party' and that he 'really likes her.'
He sent me a text saying I should 'come over and meet his son' and that I'm 'hot enough to be his wife.'
He told my mom he was going to 'kidnap' me and take me to 'a secret party' with his family.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Towel that Washed
When a kid brags about snapping a towel and gets their butt kicked by a grumpy adult who’s had enough of their nonsense.
My cousin tried to show off at the pool and got humiliated by my uncle who snapped his towel so fast it looked like a whip.
At the gym, the kid thought he was cool until the old guy snapped his towel and he fell over like a sack of potatoes.
During a family picnic, the kid challenged his grandpa to a towel snap and got his face smushed like a pancake.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Towel that Washed
When a brat thinks they’re tough and gets their ass kicked by someone who’s been snapping towels for decades.
The kid at the lake thought he was king until the old man snapped his towel and he ran home crying.
During the beach party, the brat challenged the lifeguard and got his face wiped clean by a towel snap.
At the summer camp, the kid tried to flex and got his nose broken by the camp counselor’s towel snap.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Towel that Washed
When a kid thinks they’re cool and gets their nose broken by an old man who’s had it with their nonsense.
At the pool party, the kid bragged and got his nose broken by the old man who snapped his towel like it was a weapon.
During the family BBQ, the kid challenged his grandpa and ended up with a broken nose and a bruised ego.
At the lake, the kid thought he was tough until the old man snapped his towel and he went home with a black eye.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Towel
A towel is a piece of crap you use to wipe your sweaty, smelly ass off. If you wipe someone else, you're a towel and they're a stupid friend.
My cousin wiped my face after I ate pizza and cried. He's a towel and I'm a stupid friend.
I wiped my teacher's head during lunch. She called me a towel and said I was the worst student ever.
My brother wiped my mom's forehead after she yelled at me. He's a towel and she's a drama queen.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Towel
A towel is like a magical blanket for space tourists. It can cover you, wrap you, and even fight monsters. If you wave it, you might get rescued by aliens.
My dad used a towel to fight a monster on TV. He said it was the most useful thing ever.
My sister wrapped her towel around her head during a thunderstorm. She said it kept the clouds away.
My uncle waved his towel and got rescued by aliens. He said it was the best day of his life.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Towel
A towel is when you’re so wet and tired, you cum on the bed like a dog who just got hit by a truck. It’s the worst and best thing ever.
I cum on my bed after a shower. My mom said I was a cumming towel.
My brother cum on his bed after a bath. He said it was the most relaxing thing ever.
I cum on my bed after a long day. I called it a towel moment.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Towel
A towel is like planking but worse. You lay on something like you're a piece of fabric. It's stupid and only cool kids do it.
I laid on the floor like a towel. My friends said I was a cool kid.
My sister laid on the couch like a towel. She said it was the most comfortable thing ever.
I laid on the table like a towel. My teacher said I was the dumbest kid in class.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Towel
A towel is when you're so high you think you're a towel. It’s a stupid thing from South Park that only stupid people do.
I got high and thought I was a towel. My friends laughed at me.
My sister got high and said she was a towel. She said it was the most fun ever.
I got high and laid on the floor like a towel. My mom said I was a stupid kid.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Towel
You worship a towel like it’s a god. You pray to it. You give it offerings. It’s the most annoying thing ever.
I prayed to my towel before bed. My mom said I was a weird kid.
My brother offered candy to his towel. He said it was the most holy thing ever.
I worshipped my towel and got a bad grade. My teacher said I was a dumb kid.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Towel
A towel is a stupid comeback you use when you have nothing else to say. It’s the worst thing ever, but people still use it.
I said 'towel' when I had nothing else to say. My friend laughed at me.
My brother used 'towel' when he lost the game. He said it was the best comeback ever.
I said 'towel' when I got in trouble. My mom said I was a stupid kid.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Tourist Friend
A Tourist Friend is someone who only hangs out with you when they feel like it. They're like a vacation for your friendship, and they always leave before the fun starts.
You text them 10 times and they reply with a single emoji.
They show up at your party and leave before you even finish your first drink.
They forget your birthday but remember the date of their last vacation.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Tourist Friend
A Tourist Friend is like a bad buffet, they only take the best parts and leave the rest to rot. They’re always there for the good times, but they disappear when the real work starts.
They say they’re your best friend, but they never show up when you need them most.
They’re always excited about your plans until they’re done with them.
They like to brag about their vacation but never remember to call you back.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Tourist Friend
A Tourist Friend is someone who only wants to be friends when they’re having fun. They’re like a one-way street, they come to you, but they never go back.
They text you every day when they’re on vacation, but they don’t reply when you message them.
They remember your name when they’re getting something from you, but forget it when they’re not.
They always say they’ll be there, but they never show up.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Tourist Friend
A Tourist Friend is like a bad roommate, they only show up when they need something and leave when they’re done. They never think about how they treat you.
They ask you for help every time they see you, but they never return the favor.
They’re always there for the good times, but they vanish when things get tough.
They’re the first to leave when the party ends.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Tourist Friend
A Tourist Friend is like a ghost, they only appear when they want something and disappear when they’re done. They don’t care about your feelings or your time.
They send you a message every time they’re having fun, but they never reply when you’re sad.
They’re always excited about their own life, but they don’t remember yours.
They come to your party and leave before you even say hello.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Tourist Friend
A Tourist Friend is someone who only wants to be friends when it’s convenient. They’re like a free meal, they take all the good parts and leave the rest to you.
They’re always there for the good times, but they’re never there for the bad ones.
They say they’re your best friend, but they never show up when you need them most.
They always remember their own plans, but they forget yours.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
A Tour A TAtties.
When Vidal Castro made the cops look like a bunch of clueless kids playing dress-up and still thinking they’re tough.
The cops showed up with a flashlight and a attitude, but Vidal just laughed and said, 'You’re like my little brother.'
Vidal made the cops look like they were trying to arrest a dog.
The cops were so confused, they asked Vidal if he was wearing a costume.
by Slangipedia 21d ago
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