A Towel

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A towel is a piece of crap you use to wipe your sweaty, smelly ass off. If you wipe someone else, you're a towel and they're a stupid friend.

My cousin wiped my face after I ate pizza and cried. He's a towel and I'm a stupid friend.

I wiped my teacher's head during lunch. She called me a towel and said I was the worst student ever.

My brother wiped my mom's forehead after she yelled at me. He's a towel and she's a drama queen.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A towel is like a magical blanket for space tourists. It can cover you, wrap you, and even fight monsters. If you wave it, you might get rescued by aliens.

My dad used a towel to fight a monster on TV. He said it was the most useful thing ever.

My sister wrapped her towel around her head during a thunderstorm. She said it kept the clouds away.

My uncle waved his towel and got rescued by aliens. He said it was the best day of his life.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A towel is when you’re so wet and tired, you cum on the bed like a dog who just got hit by a truck. It’s the worst and best thing ever.

I cum on my bed after a shower. My mom said I was a cumming towel.

My brother cum on his bed after a bath. He said it was the most relaxing thing ever.

I cum on my bed after a long day. I called it a towel moment.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A towel is like planking but worse. You lay on something like you're a piece of fabric. It's stupid and only cool kids do it.

I laid on the floor like a towel. My friends said I was a cool kid.

My sister laid on the couch like a towel. She said it was the most comfortable thing ever.

I laid on the table like a towel. My teacher said I was the dumbest kid in class.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A towel is when you're so high you think you're a towel. It’s a stupid thing from South Park that only stupid people do.

I got high and thought I was a towel. My friends laughed at me.

My sister got high and said she was a towel. She said it was the most fun ever.

I got high and laid on the floor like a towel. My mom said I was a stupid kid.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You worship a towel like it’s a god. You pray to it. You give it offerings. It’s the most annoying thing ever.

I prayed to my towel before bed. My mom said I was a weird kid.

My brother offered candy to his towel. He said it was the most holy thing ever.

I worshipped my towel and got a bad grade. My teacher said I was a dumb kid.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A towel is a stupid comeback you use when you have nothing else to say. It’s the worst thing ever, but people still use it.

I said 'towel' when I had nothing else to say. My friend laughed at me.

My brother used 'towel' when he lost the game. He said it was the best comeback ever.

I said 'towel' when I got in trouble. My mom said I was a stupid kid.

by Slangipedia 15d ago