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A Torta

A delicious Mexican sandwich with beef, avocado, cheese, and a brioche roll that’s so good it could make a torta jealous.

This sandwich is better than my ex.

I could eat this every day and still be fat.

This tastes like heaven, and I’m not lying.

A guy who likes to be on top and let others take the brunt of the work. He's the one who gets the glory and lets the other guy do all the heavy lifting.

'He’s a real top, always sitting on top while I’m stuck doing all the work.'

'That guy’s a top, he just rides and enjoys the ride.'

'He’s such a top, I swear he doesn’t even know how to do the basics.'

When someone sucks another guy off like it's their last meal. They're eating it up and not even thinking about the consequences.

'He gave the best top top, it was like he was eating a whole pizza.'

'She’s a top top machine, she never stops.'

'He did a top top so fast, I swear he was about to pass out.'

A stupid way to say good morning. It’s like someone tried to be fancy and ended up sounding like a bad poet.

'Top top? I’m not even awake yet.'

'He said top top like he was trying to impress the whole class.'

'Top top? That’s the worst greeting I’ve ever heard.'

A dumb phrase used by the worst poker player ever to win the big game. It means they have the best hand but it's just luck.

'He won the whole thing with a top top, I swear it was just luck.'

'That guy’s a top top, he doesn’t even know what he’s doing.'

'He said top top like it was some kind of secret code.'

A poker term for when you have the best cards but it's still not that impressive.

'He had a top top, it was like he was the best at the table.'

'She won because of her top top, it was just the best hand.'

'He said top top like it was the most important thing in the world.'

A phrase that means someone is the best, or at least they think they are. It’s used by people who like to think they’re on top.

'He thinks his life is the tops, like he’s the best at everything.'

'She said her life was the tops, I didn’t even know what that meant.'

'He’s the tops, he thinks he’s the best at everything.'

A term used by lesbian or gay people for someone who likes to be on top and make others happy. They're the ones who know how to take control and make it good.

'He’s a real top, he knows how to take control and make it good.'

'She’s the top, she’s always in charge.'

'He’s a top, he knows how to make it happen.'

You sneak your cum under your lover's pillow while they're snoring like a drunk pig.

I got caught by my wife when I came out of the bathroom with a pillow in my hand.

My girlfriend woke up with cum on her face and a $5 bill under her pillow.

I tried to sneak my cum under her pillow, but I snored so loud she woke up.

A faggot who fills your mouth with fake teeth and charges you like a whore.

My dentist made me feel like I was in a gay bar.

He filled my mouth with teeth and called me a beauty queen.

He took my money and gave me a smile that was fake as a lie.

You get so hard you knock your lover’s teeth out and drop cash on the floor like a stupid rich man.

I got so hard I knocked out my lover's teeth and gave her $20 like it was nothing.

She laughed at me when I dropped $10 on the floor after I knocked out her teeth.

I was so hard I knocked out her teeth and gave her cash like a king.

The Tooth Fairy tells kids they can sell their teeth for money and it's just a fancy way of saying they're hookers.

My kid asked me why the Tooth Fairy gives money and I said she's a hooker.

The Tooth Fairy is just a kid who sells teeth for cash.

The Tooth Fairy is a hooker in disguise.

The biggest lie ever told by your parents and dentist, and they both deserved to be knocked out.

My parents lied to me and got knocked out by the dentist.

The dentist and my parents told me the biggest lie ever.

I believe the Tooth Fairy until I got knocked out by the dentist.

Any idiot who wears a blue-tooth earpiece like it's a hat and talks to nobody, thinking they're important.

He wore his blue-tooth like a hat and talked to no one.

My coworker talked to his blue-tooth like it was his ex.

I saw a man wearing a blue-tooth like it was a fashion statement.

A gay dentist who fills your mouth with fake teeth and makes you feel like a dumbass.

He filled my mouth with fake teeth and called me a dumbass.

I went to a gay dentist and got fake teeth and a laugh.

My dentist is gay and gave me teeth that made me look like a dumbass.

A fake cool name rappers use when they're too poor to have a real gun

Yo, I just pulled out my Tooly and said, 'You better run or I'll shoot you.'

He tried to look tough with his Tooly, but it was just a toy gun.

She called her phone a Tooly and said it was for protection, but it was just for selfies.

A gun, but like a weak one that only works when you're high

He had a Tooly, but it was broken and only fired when he was drunk.

She called her knife a Tooly because it looked like a gun.

He used a Tooly to threaten people, but it was just a stick.

Old people who go to the Gold Coast just to bother teenagers and try to look cool

That Tooly tried to flirt with my sister and called her a 'hot mess.'

He came to Schoolies week just to make a fool of himself and ask girls to sleep with him.

My uncle is a Tooly and every year he goes to the Gold Coast and acts like he's 16.

A gun, but like the kind that only works when you're mad

He pulled out his Tooly and yelled, 'I'm gonna kill you!' but it was just a toy.

She used a Tooly to fight her brother, but it was just a stick.

He said his Tooly was for protection, but it was just a bag of chips.