A Tooth Fairy

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You sneak your cum under your lover's pillow while they're snoring like a drunk pig.

I got caught by my wife when I came out of the bathroom with a pillow in my hand.

My girlfriend woke up with cum on her face and a $5 bill under her pillow.

I tried to sneak my cum under her pillow, but I snored so loud she woke up.

A faggot who fills your mouth with fake teeth and charges you like a whore.

My dentist made me feel like I was in a gay bar.

He filled my mouth with teeth and called me a beauty queen.

He took my money and gave me a smile that was fake as a lie.

You get so hard you knock your lover’s teeth out and drop cash on the floor like a stupid rich man.

I got so hard I knocked out my lover's teeth and gave her $20 like it was nothing.

She laughed at me when I dropped $10 on the floor after I knocked out her teeth.

I was so hard I knocked out her teeth and gave her cash like a king.

The Tooth Fairy tells kids they can sell their teeth for money and it's just a fancy way of saying they're hookers.

My kid asked me why the Tooth Fairy gives money and I said she's a hooker.

The Tooth Fairy is just a kid who sells teeth for cash.

The Tooth Fairy is a hooker in disguise.

The biggest lie ever told by your parents and dentist, and they both deserved to be knocked out.

My parents lied to me and got knocked out by the dentist.

The dentist and my parents told me the biggest lie ever.

I believe the Tooth Fairy until I got knocked out by the dentist.

Any idiot who wears a blue-tooth earpiece like it's a hat and talks to nobody, thinking they're important.

He wore his blue-tooth like a hat and talked to no one.

My coworker talked to his blue-tooth like it was his ex.

I saw a man wearing a blue-tooth like it was a fashion statement.

A gay dentist who fills your mouth with fake teeth and makes you feel like a dumbass.

He filled my mouth with fake teeth and called me a dumbass.

I went to a gay dentist and got fake teeth and a laugh.

My dentist is gay and gave me teeth that made me look like a dumbass.